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evandalism 

Defacing property, usually the walls and pillars of underpasses, with an evangelistic message, such as "Jesus Saves" or "WWJD", usually done in graffiti form using spray paint.
"That bridge has been completely evandalized."
"Evandalism is much more common in inner city areas."
evandalism by Christopher R. April 26, 2008
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Evandalize 

A mixture between evangelization and vandalization. When one attempts to spread the gospel or convert others in an overly obtrusive way.
This guy knocked on my door and started evandalizing me so I told him to leave.

I'm going to the korn concert today to evandalize some people.
Evandalize by Wearebob November 24, 2011

evandalism 

Vandalizing public property, from a bridge to something as petty as a road sign. Extremists will scrawl an evangelistic message, for example "Jesus Saves" or "I love Christ", usually done in graffiti form using spray paint.
Meant to look charming and obedient to 'god, it's really only a childish shout, an attempt to shame people who do not believe in their god.
There are people out there that spring out of bed early in the morning, not to work or improve their life... but with an agenda to indoctrinate as many other people they can to their nutty club house.
"Some tweaker has evandalized the road signs."

"Evandalism is much more common in cities where people just enjoy being human."
evandalism by BluntHonesty December 26, 2015

Evandalism 

Vandalism for the sake of the spread of the gospel of Jesus Christ
"Got any paint? Gonna go do some evandalism"
Evandalism by fanatik August 25, 2014

evandalist 

Worse than the proverbial money-swindling Evangelists out there, Evandalists are tater-tot-brained religious sycophants given to vandalizing and wreaking havoc on places or things they find to slightly offend, defile or violate their beliefs and religious philosophies in some smallish or largely offensive way.

The stereotypical Evandalist is one who has not evolved mentally from the same time the Crusades were occurring - shares and carries those beliefs/actions with other mongloid-minded Evandalists who profess the same determined and aggressively retarded thinking against other people of different religious/non-religious denomination.

Evandalists can be put on the same tier as your typical and misguided White Power enthusiast, the same level as any group of hoodrat thugs in any ghetto awaiting any person they can f*ck with or the same branch as any run-of-the-mill celebrity youth gone wild. All are equally useless in the world and we'd all be better off with them shot into space.
I visited Medford on Monday evening to get her take on another vandalization of the Adopt-A-Highway Atheists United sign on the Glendale (2) Freeway. This time, the sign on the southbound side had been defaced by over-enthusiastic or just really bored Evandalists.
evandalist by AntiEvandalist May 20, 2010
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