evandalist 

Worse than the proverbial money-swindling Evangelists out there, Evandalists are tater-tot-brained religious sycophants given to vandalizing and wreaking havoc on places or things they find to slightly offend, defile or violate their beliefs and religious philosophies in some smallish or largely offensive way.

The stereotypical Evandalist is one who has not evolved mentally from the same time the Crusades were occurring - shares and carries those beliefs/actions with other mongloid-minded Evandalists who profess the same determined and aggressively retarded thinking against other people of different religious/non-religious denomination.

Evandalists can be put on the same tier as your typical and misguided White Power enthusiast, the same level as any group of hoodrat thugs in any ghetto awaiting any person they can f*ck with or the same branch as any run-of-the-mill celebrity youth gone wild. All are equally useless in the world and we'd all be better off with them shot into space.

I visited Medford on Monday evening to get her take on another vandalization of the Adopt-A-Highway Atheists United sign on the Glendale (2) Freeway. This time, the sign on the southbound side had been defaced by over-enthusiastic or just really bored Evandalists.

evandalist by AntiEvandalist May 20, 2010

Linda Evangelista

A Canadian supermodel and actress known for being a face of Revlon and Versace. She was one of the most successful models of the 90s.

You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model.

Linda Evangelista by Sashay Away July 9, 2020

Facebook Evangelist 

A person who constantly tells people (without a facebook) to get a facebook account (even if they don't plan on talking to that person once they get one.)

Person 1: Hey, do you have a Facebook?
Person 2: No, I don't.
Person 1: You really should get one...
(Person 1 goes on about all the wonderful atributes of Facebook.)
Person 2: Stop being a Facebook evangelist!

Facebook Evangelist by up@6aM March 21, 2009

mac evangelist 

(n) One who attempts to convert PC users to the world of mac. Generally tries to convert friends; however, any unsuspecting PC user may find themselves listening to a lecture on how the mac way is the only way to true computer enlightenment.

Josh, being the mac evangelist that he is, spent a good half an hour explaining why iPhoto is so much easier than anything Microsoft will ever develop.

mac evangelist by names are irrelevant July 17, 2006

Vandalist 

Similar to Vandal

Someone who expresses themselves by creating markings or images on bus stops/buses/train stations/trains/walls/glass Etch /benches/etc... A Vandalist will use Graffiti to explorer there potential creativity and make a name for themselves. True Vandalist are considered all city writers who will mark almost anything from North to South to East to West of the city.

Vandalists are authority-resistant and try to spread there message to the people.

Alfah/Alpha was a true Vandalist he was one of Toronto's All City writters.

Vandalist by chuckthefuk January 15, 2006

evangelist 

Used to refer to someone that preaches a cause with devotion to the topic. Taken from the use of the word Evangelist to refer to someone that preached the good work of the protestant church, usually in the form of a missionary.

Robert Scoble is SUCH a Microsoft evangelist!

evangelist by Shaf August 20, 2005

evandalism 

Defacing property, usually the walls and pillars of underpasses, with an evangelistic message, such as "Jesus Saves" or "WWJD", usually done in graffiti form using spray paint.

"That bridge has been completely evandalized."
"Evandalism is much more common in inner city areas."

evandalism by Christopher R. April 26, 2008