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a mammal inhabiting the upstate new york region that feeds on the marijuana plant ( mostly by lighting it on fire and inhaling the fumes). while from afar most would say this yetti look alike would be a strict heterosexual yet when closely examined he has a liking for young human males. perferably those that have been romantically involved with his human half sister. and yes all e rocks have human half sisters due to a genetic reverse mutative gene carried by the males that produces at least one human female per litter. e rocks have also been known to become highly addicted to pretty much any substnce including cat food and are also widely known for their severe infedelity. if seen in broad daylight e rocks will curl up into a ball , rock back and forth and blame it all on his mother. e rocks can be domesticated if given proper dicipline ( beatings , torture , starvation) and a good home ( cardbord box will do).
Yo e rock, why'd you smoke all my weed?
E rock curls up in fetal position and rocks back and forth.
E Rock by Jennie H December 9, 2008
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The American spelling to pronounce Iraq the correct way.
When the American People say E Rock, they say it like the way Iraq is supposed to be pronounced.

i as in kit
a as in aah
E Rock by judenihal August 23, 2008
An awesome man with an elephant penis. He must wrap his penis around his waist 17 times before he puts on his pants.
Having sex with an E-Rock is the 1001th way to die.
E-Rock by Detroit Chilling July 19, 2010
Anyone who's name starts with an E and only wants to listen to rock after getting completely hammered.
Man, E-rock rode in my car last night after we hit up some bars and it was nothing but Archenemy and Megadeth for the rest of the night.
E-rock by Eric May 4, 2008

Rob Base & D.J. E-Z Rock 

A hip-hop duo consisting of Robert Ginyard (Rob Base) and Rodney Bryce (D.J. E-Z Rock).

Rob Base & D.J. E-Z Rock aren't very well known except for their hit single "It Takes Two" from their first album in 1988.

They have only three albums: It Takes Two, The Incredible Base, and the reunion album Break Of Dawn. None of them sold very well though.
Example:

Person 1: "Have you heard It Takes Two by Rob Base & D.J. E-Z Rock?"

Person 2: "Yeah, that song is awesome. It was ranked #37 in VH1's 100 Greatest Hip-Hop Songs."
Rob Base & D.J. E-Z Rock by Sembree January 23, 2013

Erocktion 

A erection one would get in pre-historic times, such as cave (rock) men
"I poked my head into your window and betty was undressing. She saw me there, but she didnt stop."(Barney)
"What?"(Fred)
"She didnt stop. I mean, she saw me there looking at her, but she kept undressing."(Barney)
"Whoa are you serious?"(Fred)
"Yeah, i got an erocktion."(Barney)
Erocktion by Lee Bird July 19, 2009
A person who parties way too much. They are generally a borderline alcoholics and say rude and disgusting things at the wrong time.
"wow, he drank 3 40s and hes still able to hold a decent conversation....that's so eRock right there"
eRock by Johnny J. Kickass March 6, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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