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E-Sexual 

Someone who changes their sexuality or gender based on level of internet trendiness
Tom decided today he is asexual, when yesterday he was straight and a week before he was bisexual

Tom : being straight is so 90's
Jill: you're so E-sexual
E-Sexual by Swayzeishmeister June 26, 2017
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esexual e E-Boy E.M.A e-tard E-bay e-z E.Bola e-man E.S.P.
Somebody who constantly masturbates to internet pornography, but has little or no interest in actual sexual relationships. Could be seen as asexual in real life.
girl: yeah, he's kinda cute, but i think he might be gay or something. he never even flirts.

guy: no, he's not gay. he's constantly talking about porn. he's just eSexual.
eSexual by vaguefaith August 9, 2010
Adj. One who constantly engages in the act of cybersex for gratification. Also referring to the use of technology items in a sexual way.
That fool is hella esexual, we saw his chat logs.

The avid esexual used her CAT5e cable to arouse herself
esexual by Four Twenty September 24, 2006
Having sex with a nine year old
Raping at nine years old
Having sex with your family members
Raping a nine years old
Having an attraction to raping nine years old your family and having sex with nine years old Esexual
Esexual by David right March 31, 2021

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026