E A D

acronym for 'eat a dick.'
especially useful when emailing on corporate accounts that scan for inappropriate language.
also time-saving.

Hannah: Erika, you suck at Scrabble.
Erika: Hannah you need to E A D.

by Hannah111 March 24, 2008

E.A.D.

Eat A dick.

Todd: I thought you were going to the game
Chris: I was but what had happen was
Todd: <Interrupting Chris> Man E.A.D.

by Big Daddy April 9, 2003

E.A.D

The acronym of the saying "Eat a Dick"

A son! Go E.A.D!

by Bricher October 13, 2012

E.A.D.C

An acronym for the insult Eat A Dick Cunt

E.A.D.C

by Todd Reynolds October 27, 2010

B R E A D B A N K

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

B R E A D B A N K

by .Greg. October 10, 2020

E.A.M.Q.E.A.D.M.V.E.E.M.D.M.A.C.E.C.N.L.H

What is this

E.A.M.Q.E.A.D.M.V.E.E.M.D.M.A.C.E.C.N.L.H

by anonymous June 15, 2021

M A D E I N H E A V E N

Way to heaven The act of Speeding up time to the point that it resets the universe to the "Singularity Point" or where the New Universe starts The way to get H E A V E N is by having Dio's Diary Reading it will give u the way to heaven but u need to memorize 11 phrases after memorizing Find the green baby say the 11 phrases and this will merge with your stand to make C Moon go to north latitude 28 degrees and 24 Minutes West longitude 80 Degrees 36 minutes And wait for the New Moon That is when H E A V E N will come

Chad 1 This is M A D E I N H E A V E N" speeds"
Dude 2 what the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by jojo guy August 23, 2021