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1) a three letter acronym for "EAT A DICK"

2) A shortcut to tell someone to go eat a dick

EAD dale!~
by D0uGY January 06, 2003
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Jan 26 Word of the Day
a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.
I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus
by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021
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acronym for 'eat a dick.'
especially useful when emailing on corporate accounts that scan for inappropriate language.
also time-saving.
Hannah: Erika, you suck at Scrabble.
Erika: Hannah you need to E A D.
by Hannah111 March 24, 2008
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E. A. D. is an Acronym for "eat a dick."
I was in traffic and the car next to me was honking, trying to get infromt of me, so I told him to "E. A. D."
by Rob R. December 02, 2006
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Military slang for Eat a Dick. Generally means that you've just been given a shitty task that noone wants to do.
by Yuppivore March 29, 2011
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When a person is enjoying their recent winning form on the video game Fifa and the embarrassingly shit owners of Fifa, EA sports, come into your game and fuck you over.
I am on a 3 win streak in Pro Club in division 1. EA decide they've had enough of my winning ways and match me up with the same club 3 times in a row and shit all over me, thus forcing me to shout 'Fucking EA'd again, what is the point.'
by MadRoosterr January 22, 2014
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