EAD 

1) a three letter acronym for "EAT A DICK"

2) A shortcut to tell someone to go eat a dick

EAD dale!~

EAD by D0uGY January 6, 2003

EAD 

Eat a dick.

Why did John punch you?
I told him to EAD.

EAD by McOrgasm January 20, 2016

EAD 

Military slang for Eat a Dick. Generally means that you've just been given a shitty task that noone wants to do.

EAD chump, better you than me!

EAD by Yuppivore April 14, 2011

EAD 

Eat a dick- the process of masticating the male penis.

Damn. She was on that hoe shit last night.. so i just told her to Eat-a-dick (EAD) !

EAD by bigtittywill July 6, 2010

EAD 

Short for Eat A Dick

P1: My dog has a tumour, I can't come into work for 2 weeks, its all the family i have.

P2: Yeah whatever Nobby, go EAD!

EAD by Mopey December 18, 2005

EAD 

Short acronym for:

Eat A Dick.
Originated from the mmorpg game WoW, By the guild Intensity. After winning a massive battle, the leader of the guild spamed in the game EAD Mother Fuckers.
Mispelling the word 'Dead'. Hence how the word 'ead' orginated.
After sometime, EAD is now known as a short acronym for

Eat A Dick.

intensity leader: EAD Mother Fuckers.

EAD by Dr.Ew June 17, 2009

Ead 

v. ead (eed), ead·ing, ead·s

To listen to an audiobook
"Ead-ing"

What are you listening to? I'm eading "50 shades of grey."

Ead by Mintsauce October 12, 2012