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Merry Dissmas 

A phrase used to put an exclamation point on an insult. Similar in usage to "You just got burned" or "In your face"

Instead of the pleasant and friendly holiday saying "Have a Merry Christmas", when you burn someone with a horrendously powerful insult finish them off with a "Yea Merry Dissmas pal".

The phrase is most effective when used during the holiday season.
Guy 1: Boy your Mom sure is ugly

Guy 2: I'd rather have an ugly Mom then one who blows homeless people for heroin.

Guy 1: (Crying because it's true**)

Guy 2: Yea, Merry Dissmas Pal

**The truth of the burn is not necessary, it just has to be an effective insult
Merry Dissmas by THE FERN November 28, 2006
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Dissmoji 

1) noun. An emoji response to a text or an email that functions like a blowoff or as an obligatory reply.

2) verb. The act of using an emoji as a blowoff or an obligatory reply.
1) The only possible reply to Grandpa’s detailed text about his meal was a dissmoji.

2) Dude, you totally dissmojied me!
Dissmoji by Scarycary August 17, 2020

dwtsmiling 

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dwtsmiling by era? July 7, 2021
The word used when describing a scrooge, who continuously 'disses' Christmas.
'I hate Christmas, it's a load of crap.'
'Whoaa, you just dissed Christmas?'
'Yeah -_-'
'Your such a Dissmasser!'
Dissmas by Santa's little Helper. December 20, 2010

dissmattered 

To not care to understand,listen to a person or situation.
As he was being yelled at he sat there with a dissmattered look on his face.
dissmattered by Kyle Dixon April 27, 2017
him :wydd her: watching a movie him: dwss
dwss by 0125080721 September 14, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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