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Merry Dissmas 

A phrase used to put an exclamation point on an insult. Similar in usage to "You just got burned" or "In your face"

Instead of the pleasant and friendly holiday saying "Have a Merry Christmas", when you burn someone with a horrendously powerful insult finish them off with a "Yea Merry Dissmas pal".

The phrase is most effective when used during the holiday season.
Guy 1: Boy your Mom sure is ugly

Guy 2: I'd rather have an ugly Mom then one who blows homeless people for heroin.

Guy 1: (Crying because it's true**)

Guy 2: Yea, Merry Dissmas Pal

**The truth of the burn is not necessary, it just has to be an effective insult
Merry Dissmas by THE FERN November 28, 2006
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Dissmoji 

1) noun. An emoji response to a text or an email that functions like a blowoff or as an obligatory reply.

2) verb. The act of using an emoji as a blowoff or an obligatory reply.
1) The only possible reply to Grandpa’s detailed text about his meal was a dissmoji.

2) Dude, you totally dissmojied me!
Dissmoji by Scarycary August 17, 2020

dwtsmiling 

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The word used when describing a scrooge, who continuously 'disses' Christmas.
'I hate Christmas, it's a load of crap.'
'Whoaa, you just dissed Christmas?'
'Yeah -_-'
'Your such a Dissmasser!'
Dissmas by Santa's little Helper. December 20, 2010

dissmattered 

To not care to understand,listen to a person or situation.
As he was being yelled at he sat there with a dissmattered look on his face.
dissmattered by Kyle Dixon April 27, 2017
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