Dissmas

The word used when describing a scrooge, who continuously 'disses' Christmas.

'I hate Christmas, it's a load of crap.'
'Whoaa, you just dissed Christmas?'
'Yeah -_-'
'Your such a Dissmasser!'

Dissmas by Santa's little Helper. December 20, 2010

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Merry Dissmas

A phrase used to put an exclamation point on an insult. Similar in usage to "You just got burned" or "In your face"

Instead of the pleasant and friendly holiday saying "Have a Merry Christmas", when you burn someone with a horrendously powerful insult finish them off with a "Yea Merry Dissmas pal".

The phrase is most effective when used during the holiday season.

Guy 1: Boy your Mom sure is ugly

Guy 2: I'd rather have an ugly Mom then one who blows homeless people for heroin.

Guy 1: (Crying because it's true**)

Guy 2: Yea, Merry Dissmas Pal

**The truth of the burn is not necessary, it just has to be an effective insult

Merry Dissmas by THE FERN November 28, 2006

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Dissmas • Merry Dissmas • Dismas • Dismasted • dissasperated • dissmattered • Leong-Dismas • major dissasterificageness

Dismas

A Dismas is a extraordinary, an amazing man. If you the pleasure of knowing a Dismas, you should consider yourself a lucky person. Usually funny, dark, but always sexy as hell. Gets along with Blakes. Usually have a 19 inch schlong. They primarily have a low self-esteem.

Greg: "Dude, Dismas is SO fucking sexy."
Blayk: "I know man, boy what i would give to kiss him."

Dismas by Dumbass42069 November 6, 2020

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Dismasted

1. To have a catastrophic failure with a girl in bed (due to erection problems). Word arrived from ancient pirate manner of speaking, relating everything with seamanship.

Yarr, lady, thar was some heavy seas in your lagoon that left me dismasted so early!

Dismasted by aluc April 3, 2012