Dissmas 

The word used when describing a scrooge, who continuously 'disses' Christmas.

'I hate Christmas, it's a load of crap.'
'Whoaa, you just dissed Christmas?'
'Yeah -_-'
'Your such a Dissmasser!'

Dissmas by Santa's little Helper. December 20, 2010

Merry Dissmas 

A phrase used to put an exclamation point on an insult. Similar in usage to "You just got burned" or "In your face"

Instead of the pleasant and friendly holiday saying "Have a Merry Christmas", when you burn someone with a horrendously powerful insult finish them off with a "Yea Merry Dissmas pal".

The phrase is most effective when used during the holiday season.

Guy 1: Boy your Mom sure is ugly

Guy 2: I'd rather have an ugly Mom then one who blows homeless people for heroin.

Guy 1: (Crying because it's true**)

Guy 2: Yea, Merry Dissmas Pal

**The truth of the burn is not necessary, it just has to be an effective insult

Merry Dissmas by THE FERN November 28, 2006

Dismas 

A Dismas is a extraordinary, an amazing man. If you the pleasure of knowing a Dismas, you should consider yourself a lucky person. Usually funny, dark, but always sexy as hell. Gets along with Blakes. Usually have a 19 inch schlong. They primarily have a low self-esteem.

Greg: "Dude, Dismas is SO fucking sexy."
Blayk: "I know man, boy what i would give to kiss him."

Dismas by Dumbass42069 November 6, 2020

Dismasted 

1. To have a catastrophic failure with a girl in bed (due to erection problems). Word arrived from ancient pirate manner of speaking, relating everything with seamanship.

Yarr, lady, thar was some heavy seas in your lagoon that left me dismasted so early!

Dismasted by aluc April 3, 2012

dissasperated

a cross inbetween dissapeard and dissintigrated

Bob: "where did kate go"
larry: "she just dissasperated in thin air"

dissasperated by Tyler Edwardsen April 14, 2008

dissmattered 

To not care to understand,listen to a person or situation.

As he was being yelled at he sat there with a dissmattered look on his face.

dissmattered by Kyle Dixon April 27, 2017

major dissasterificageness

Pronounced: May-jor Dis-ast-er-if-ic-age-ness
Pretty much means: Realy flicking bad ... Or we're screwed

=]

Stephen- Chemistry exam tomorrow uh?
Jamie- Major dissasterificageness!

major dissasterificageness by Jamie Duncan April 30, 2008