Dutch Blumpkin

This variation on the blumpkin is a blowjob on the toilet that includes the addition of a nearby blanket, trapping the sweet aroma much like the classic Dutch Oven.

The only way he'd take her back is if she'd give him a Dutch Blumpkin.

by Sootikin December 16, 2008

Dutch [Blumpkin]

A combination of a dutch oven, and a blumpkin. While receiving head during a bowl movement, you pull your shirt over the head of whoever is going down on you, and fart.

"I heard that Joe gave Tiana a Duthc Blumpkin."

"Sweet."

by shermantank June 13, 2005

Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

by karnakdave July 28, 2011

Dutchbumpkin

The act of a girl giving you blow job while you're on the toilet and putting a blanket over her head so you don't smell your own shit.

Guy : Be right back, I'm going to the washroom.

Girl : Do you want me to give you a bumpkin ?
Guy : No, I want a Dutchbumpkin.

Girl : Okay, I will grab the blanket.

by 1825matt October 19, 2013