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Crusty Musty Dusty Rusty

A "roast" used by Roblox kids who can't roast.
Person 1 and Person 2 have an argument
Person 1: *comes up with a good roast*
Person 2: Shut up you crusty musty dusty rusty whatever

dusty rusty 

A variation of the Rusty Trombone wherein two adult males who work long hours in close proximity, generally in mill or plant work, resort sexual acts to pass time, ending their evening with a rusty trombone
After two years of 12 hour shifts Mr. Smith finally asked if R.W. Would like to go all dusty rusty with the evening.
dusty rusty by Wham009 February 4, 2015

dusty rusty rose 

when one does a rusty rose with a chick who aint been fucked in a while.
Darryl: it took a while but i finally got jessica to put out.
Sean: didn't you say she was on her rag this week?
Darryl: ya, i pulled a dusty rusty rose.
Sean: lol! that's nasty.
dusty rusty rose by acasha March 19, 2008

dusty rusty rose 

similar to the rusty rose except not only is the pussy raggin, it is also dusty from a long period of abstinance, leaving the penis crusted with nasty rag blood and a layer of dust.
bro, i hit up chantelle last night. knocked the dust off that pussaay! but she was raggin so i got a dusty rusty rose.

Crusty Musty Dusty Rusty

Someone who has never touched soap, doesn't know what a toothbrush is, and is usually a discord/reddit mod, or a snowflake keyboard warrior on twitter.
Get your crusty musty dusty rusty hands off me!

Musty Crusty Rusty Dusty 

MCRD (Short For Musty Crusty Rusty Dusty) Means Something That Is Expressing More Dirty And Unhygienic . This Slang Phrase Or Word Comes From People Who Are Part Of Funny Stuff On Social Media. MCRD Is Expected To Be Funny To Some People But The Rhymes Are The Job.
"you see this quite old innit yeah"

"of course bro its Musty Crusty Rusty Dusty"
"Hahahahhaha this joke never ends"
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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