Durpsy 

The Meme Second-in Commander.

(Behind E.H. Gamer)

!urban Durpsy

Second in Commander in Memes

Durpsy by Theomegawooloo 69 January 26, 2021

durbsy

a person who cyber stalks, gender neutral. The noun form to be 'durbsed' is to be spammed with email, private messages, and cyber footprints.

That guy is such a durbsy, he keeps invading my private space. noun: I've been durbsed, I have to change my identity.

durbsy by Malulani June 14, 2008

Durphy 

Combination of the words "dark" and "Murphy". Applies to any drunken dickhead that hails from the Murphy Clan. Typically, this wrecking ball of a man is known for his over-the-top hygienic standards, strict adherence to a weight lifting plan, and cowardly good manners. However, when you provide this clean mean protein machine with absurd amounts of alcohol, a monster is born.

A creature of the night, a Durphy can be seen roaming the streets, preying on ugly Lehigh girls. Tactics include using said girls' camera to capture in-depth images of his dick sack region, stealing their alcohol, throwing their board games and food in the street for no reason, and belittling their perceived sexual abilities.

Durphys may exhibit a few physical symptoms. One symptom can be found in the eyes. If the subject's eyes appear to be glazed over, with the white part now a deep black color, you may be dealing with a Durphy. If the subject is usually known for being kind, caring, and considerate but now appears to be abrasive, offensive, and aggressive, you may be dealing with a Durphy.

To prevent a Durphy, avoid the drinking of any brown liquor. Once Durphy has emerged, the only way to stop it is to kill it. Use a firearm of no less than a .30 caliber, as smaller calibers will only provoke a Durphy. If using a shotgun stick with gauges 12 and above. Again, smaller sizes will only make Durphy more angry.

Durphy: Yo, let's go make fun of those nasty bitches down the road.
Me: Nah man. It's four in the morning. We've been drinking for 11 hours now. I'm going to bed. You should do the same.
Durphy: O, should I? Yes sir, whatever you say, sir. Hey why don't you go sit on a broom or something, pussy.
Me: Whatever, bro.
Durphy: No, not whatever. You're a fucking pussy dude.

*Next morning*

Murphy: Dude, what happened last night? Somewhere after the two consecutive power hours and 15 shots of Jack, things just kinda went blank. I'm pretty sure I stole those chicks alcohol after I told them how nasty they all are.
Me: Goddamn man, I think we may have seen Durphy.
Murphy: O fuck me.

Durphy by hawg nutz June 20, 2011

durpy 

Retarded, lack of sense, stupid,

That kid cant do math?
He's Durpy!

durpy by Jordan Garneau, Daniel Wallace June 13, 2007

Slurpy durpy 

Let me get that slurpy durpy honey

Yo bro did you get that slurpy durpy from that girl last night

Slurpy durpy by The Ax3 June 14, 2020

Slurpy durpy 

Slurpy durpy on a stick I'm ready to suck some dick

Me: MMMMmMm I'm ready to slurpy durpy!

Slurpy durpy by Sometimes I do drugs October 30, 2022

Derpsy

An adjective describing an individual who is trifling, or excessively irritating in nature or attitude.

That's some derpsy shit, man, that bro just knocked over my beer.

Derpsy by imadeapoopie December 18, 2010