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Durantard 

A fan of Duran Duran who has lost their mind. They think they have a chance with a member of Duran Duran despite an uncanny resemblance to Divine. Has at least two pets and/or stuff animals named after some aspect of the Duran experience. Is lame.
Oh my. Betty is a total Durantard. She actually wrote a book of poetry and dedicated it to to them and then baked a cake for Nick's birthday.
Durantard by SpittingKitty September 7, 2005
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durptard 

Comes from word durp meaning "duh" or "stupid" and retard(abbreviated as tard) to express how stupid someone is.
"You durptard, the answer was obvious."
"Why did you do that you durptard?"
"Stop being a durptard."
durptard by BLynn April 19, 2007
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Deantard 

An especially retarded retard. Often without the ability to string together simple syllables. Often used as a derogatory term for people with the christian name 'Dean', who are scaffolders in the Northampton area.
Dean you are such a Deantard!" "Only a Deantard would break his leg snowboarding on a skateboard at Sixfields
Deantard by RS Cockney Wanker November 14, 2010

DuRANTed 

When a person uses a fake social media account to act like someone else so they can RANT to defend their real self from people posting trash about them.

The word is inspired by Kevin Durant creating alternate twitter accounts
Heather posted on facebook that Jon had a small penis so Jon duranted a facebook page under the name Lisa and posted his penis was huge.
DuRANTed by Mike the man with the plan September 21, 2017
A sheltered middle-class private school waker, which blindly supports Dan Andrews and his socialist agenda. Typically, living in the inner northern suburbs of Melbourne, a fixie is their preferred mode of transport and their indoctrination into the Labor Party usually starts from enrolling in an Arts degree at Melbourne Uni.
Oh here comes another Dantard to explain the benefits of pronouns.
dantard by Sarah banks August 29, 2022
Male who is a most known athlete. More than likely a jock instead of a lover boy; assuming he finds the right woman, he may give it a shot at settling down . Has a thing for red, curly hair. Adores a woman with brown eyes & creamy brown skin . Loves luxury & sports cars. Will become quite successful in life no matter the career. Great potential to be an outstanding family man .
Samantha said "I want to find a guy like Duranta. He's all a girl could dream for. "
duranta by BlaCKat16 September 3, 2017

durftard 

a dufus retard, commonly known as dumbass
man, that guy is a durftard guys dont need douche bags!
durftard by alzzzzzzz March 28, 2005
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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