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Deantard 

An especially retarded retard. Often without the ability to string together simple syllables. Often used as a derogatory term for people with the christian name 'Dean', who are scaffolders in the Northampton area.
Dean you are such a Deantard!" "Only a Deantard would break his leg snowboarding on a skateboard at Sixfields
Deantard by RS Cockney Wanker November 14, 2010
A sheltered middle-class private school waker, which blindly supports Dan Andrews and his socialist agenda. Typically, living in the inner northern suburbs of Melbourne, a fixie is their preferred mode of transport and their indoctrination into the Labor Party usually starts from enrolling in an Arts degree at Melbourne Uni.
Oh here comes another Dantard to explain the benefits of pronouns.
dantard by Sarah banks August 29, 2022
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A dental nerd. A dental professional, most likely a dentist or dental student, who is so obssessed with teeth and the mouth that they think or talk about little else, becoming essentially "dentally retarded." This happend especially when grouped with other dentards. Spouses of dentards are the most likely to be affected by dentard behavior, unable to control the track of a conversation or party from becoming focused on teeth or the dental office.
Friend/Spouse: So, what do you want to do later?
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.
dentard by Aaron J. R. June 12, 2008

deaftard 

An extremely retarded deaf person.
A deaf person who lacks normality.
A deaf person starts ranting incoherently as if he/she thought their speaking skills were outstanding is a deaftard.
Any deaf person who doesn't fit into society and our norms is a deaftard by any means.
deaftard by deaftard May 4, 2005
A dental nerd. A dental professional, most likely a dentist or dental student, who is so obssessed with teeth and the mouth that they think or talk about little else, becoming essentially "dentally retarded." This happend especially when grouped with other dentards. Spouses of dentards are the most likely to be affected by dentard behavior, unable to control the track of a conversation or party from becoming focused on teeth or the dental office.
Friend/Spouse: So, what do you want to do later?
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.
dentard by Aaron J. R. June 11, 2008
A player from World of Warcraft that plays on the US Server Dentarg. It's the combination of "Dentarg" and "Retard" and is usually used in a friendly way.
TradePlayer1: What's up my fellow Dentards?
TradePlayer2: Sure as hell isn't the server pop.
Dentard by McVagh January 6, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026