Dunkin’ Donuts

A man masturbating with a pocket pussy.

When he couldn’t get laid he went to Dunkin’ Donuts instead.

by Bambi Atwood December 16, 2017

Dunkin’ Donuts

When one dips their testicles in a hand soap dispenser at a public restroom, Truckstop shower to motel room.

Dunkin’ Donuts at a rest area bathroom is always fun.

by Badtrucker April 27, 2019

dunkin' donuts

A unit of distance measurement in certain areas of New England and especially in Greater Boston.

The nearest Krispy Kreme? Its not a far drive, only about 4 Dunkin' Donuts away.

by ChallicSymbol May 21, 2007

Dunkin' Donuts

Where cops hangout and eat donuts

Wow look at the cop is at dunkin' donuts again

by Mike April 20, 2004

dunkin donuts

Everyone's favorite donut -- um, I mean, coffee shop. It first opened in Quincy MA (that's pronounced "Kwinzee") and has now propagated all over the world even to Thailand, where the largest Dunkies ever supposedly seats about 130 people.

This is the only place where a "regular" coffee means with cream and sugar. Also it's the only place to buy some "munchkins", small balls of donut "hole" that you can eat in one bite. (Yes, it's amazing something that sounds this gross was such a big hit.)

This fabulous establishment is loved by everyone: Cops, college students, CEOs, punks, soccer moms, sistas, ABCs, WASPs, your momma, and whoever else walks in the door.

The Dunkin Donuts on my street had a line out the door this morning, so I went to the one two blocks down instead.

by creaternity May 2, 2006

Dunkin' Donuts

the place where all the cops hang out.

Cracka was so stupid he tried to rob a Dunkin' Donuts. Second he pulled his gat out 5 cops shot his ass. Now he got no legs and he's doing 5-10 up north.

by Nick D April 4, 2003

Dunkin' Donuts

The most abundant eatery in Massachusetts.

Massachusetts is home to many 'Dunkin' Donuts' and 'McDonalds'.

by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005