Dungeon Troll

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Any poor son of a bitch who performs a vital role, yet is confined to a basement office, which may have been a storage closet originally.

Also, a mixed drink:

1 1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz sweet vermouth
1/2 oz absinthe
1 clean, unstuffed green olive

Pour absinthe over olive in a chilled cocktail glass. Shake vodka and vermouth together with ice, pour slowly (over a spoon, if possible) into glass with absinthe to mingle, not mix ingredients. Serve with an insult.

My iPhone doesn't sync with my blackberry. Get one of the dungeon trolls to look into it before I get back from the back nine.

Dungeon Troll by Claire St Claire August 1, 2008

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Troll in the dungeon

A video to use when someone trolls, for example posting an unsolvable math question on Yahoo Answers

Solve: x(x-4)=8
Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon!

Troll in the dungeon by frabrizio December 19, 2017

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Troll in the dungeon!

A phrase made popular by Professor Quirrell in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Also can be used to describe an impending trip to the toilet. When you have to go number-two...bad.

While sprinting to the toilet, Javier yelled, "Everybody get outta my way! I had Mexican food twice yesterday and there's a nasty troll in the dungeon!"

Troll in the dungeon! by ibripped October 15, 2013

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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