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Dumpy Dick 

When a man’s dick game is bad, the sex was no good
I’m angry because I got some dumpy dick
Dumpy Dick by Ahmazon May 31, 2023
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Dump dick 

When your dick hangs in the toilet water, when your taking a dump!!!! Does not apply to people that have small dicks.
DUDE, I hate when I gotta shit so bad and can't remember to keep my cock out of the toilet water.. I hate when I get Dump dick!
Dump dick by Diggitty April 10, 2011

dummy dick 

a person who is just a straight up dick that is also extremely dumb hence "dummy dick" or T-byrd
That dummy dick T-byrd dropped the bowl!
dummy dick by CRXrida November 7, 2010

Dummy dick 

When a guy has a huge ass dick but is also dumb af.
"How was hanging out with Chad last night?"
"Girl, he fucked me with that dummy dick!"
Dummy dick by Ty5667 March 26, 2019

Dummy Dick 

Dummy Dick- A term used to describe a unique characteristic observed in individuals with special needs, leading to an unusually prominent dexterity and strength in their genitals. This attribute highlights the diverse range of abilities within the retarded community and underscores the importance of embracing and accommodating individual differences.
“I got with the sped kid, he’s got that dummy dick”
Similar to: Retard strength
Dummy Dick by hardboi August 13, 2023

Dump Dick 

When after having anal sex, you penis smells like poop.
Me too, I always get a terrible dump dick.
Dump Dick by xxbirchbeerxx June 6, 2010
Where a group of guys are attempting to chat up the one hot girl in the bar , and she suddenly leaves for the bathroom leaving an awkward group of men who dont know each other , each battling to be the last man standing for her return.

A true test of akward silence ride out
John , Dave, Paul , Bob and Allan were all chatting up the blonde at the bar when suddenly she realised she needed to do her make up leaving the guys in a right old dick dump

John:...........
Dave:...........
Paul:...........
Bob:...........
Allan:........... emmm
Dick Dump by Rooboy222 September 20, 2009
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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