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Dump dick 

When your dick hangs in the toilet water, when your taking a dump!!!! Does not apply to people that have small dicks.
DUDE, I hate when I gotta shit so bad and can't remember to keep my cock out of the toilet water.. I hate when I get Dump dick!
Dump dick by Diggitty April 10, 2011

dummy dick 

a person who is just a straight up dick that is also extremely dumb hence "dummy dick" or T-byrd
That dummy dick T-byrd dropped the bowl!
dummy dick by CRXrida November 7, 2010

Dummy dick 

When a guy has a huge ass dick but is also dumb af.
"How was hanging out with Chad last night?"
"Girl, he fucked me with that dummy dick!"
Dummy dick by Ty5667 March 26, 2019

Dummy Dick 

Dummy Dick- A term used to describe a unique characteristic observed in individuals with special needs, leading to an unusually prominent dexterity and strength in their genitals. This attribute highlights the diverse range of abilities within the retarded community and underscores the importance of embracing and accommodating individual differences.
“I got with the sped kid, he’s got that dummy dick”
Similar to: Retard strength
Dummy Dick by hardboi August 13, 2023

Dump Dick 

When after having anal sex, you penis smells like poop.
Me too, I always get a terrible dump dick.
Dump Dick by xxbirchbeerxx June 6, 2010
Where a group of guys are attempting to chat up the one hot girl in the bar , and she suddenly leaves for the bathroom leaving an awkward group of men who dont know each other , each battling to be the last man standing for her return.

A true test of akward silence ride out
John , Dave, Paul , Bob and Allan were all chatting up the blonde at the bar when suddenly she realised she needed to do her make up leaving the guys in a right old dick dump

John:...........
Dave:...........
Paul:...........
Bob:...........
Allan:........... emmm
Dick Dump by Rooboy222 September 20, 2009