dumpdick

to put a girls heels to the head board, then slam your dick inside her.

I'm going to dumpdick that girl tonight!

by firemedicmike August 18, 2008

Dumbdick

A very stupid person or man.

Follow me dumbdick!)

by wattawat September 25, 2020

Dump dick

When your dick hangs in the toilet water, when your taking a dump!!!! Does not apply to people that have small dicks.

DUDE, I hate when I gotta shit so bad and can't remember to keep my cock out of the toilet water.. I hate when I get Dump dick!

by Diggitty April 10, 2011

dumbdick

Similar to a dumbass; Someone who makes stupid or inexplicable decisions.

Gary was a dumbdick for staying with his cheating-ass girlfriend.

by ire December 29, 2007

Dumpsick

A term to describe the situation when the stench from a person's dump causes him / her to vomit as a result. In order to be classified as a Dumpsick there are 2 pre-requisites:-

1. The person must not have been feeling sick until the point he smelt said dump

2. The vomit must be in the toilet pan with said dump

verb 1. To Dumpsick - applies when one person's dump causes another to be sick. As above the pre-requisites relating to previous state of health of the person being sick and the location of the said vomit apply.

- Derivatives: Dumpsickable (adjective) Dumpsicker (noun)

- Origin: originally from the Latin Dumpsickus, verb 1 influenced by the Italian Dumpsicki

Had a big night out which resulted in a dumpsick on the saturday morning

I dumpsicked my brother yesterday.

Tomorrow morning will be dumpsickable if I have a curry.

Most of us out tonight are dumpsickers

by porno1 February 19, 2009

dumbdick

Similiar to a dumbass; anyone who acts in an inexplicable way, making choices and decisions that just don't make any sense.

Gary was a dumbdick when he decided to stick with his cheating-ass girlfriend.

by ire December 28, 2007

Dump Dick

When after having anal sex, you penis smells like poop.

Me too, I always get a terrible dump dick.

by xxbirchbeerxx June 6, 2010