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Dumbdick by wattawat September 25, 2020

Dump dick 

When your dick hangs in the toilet water, when your taking a dump!!!! Does not apply to people that have small dicks.
DUDE, I hate when I gotta shit so bad and can't remember to keep my cock out of the toilet water.. I hate when I get Dump dick!
Dump dick by Diggitty April 10, 2011
Similar to a dumbass; Someone who makes stupid or inexplicable decisions.
Gary was a dumbdick for staying with his cheating-ass girlfriend.
dumbdick by ire December 29, 2007

Dumpsick 

A term to describe the situation when the stench from a person's dump causes him / her to vomit as a result. In order to be classified as a Dumpsick there are 2 pre-requisites:-

1. The person must not have been feeling sick until the point he smelt said dump

2. The vomit must be in the toilet pan with said dump

verb 1. To Dumpsick - applies when one person's dump causes another to be sick. As above the pre-requisites relating to previous state of health of the person being sick and the location of the said vomit apply.

- Derivatives: Dumpsickable (adjective) Dumpsicker (noun)

- Origin: originally from the Latin Dumpsickus, verb 1 influenced by the Italian Dumpsicki
Had a big night out which resulted in a dumpsick on the saturday morning

I dumpsicked my brother yesterday.

Tomorrow morning will be dumpsickable if I have a curry.

Most of us out tonight are dumpsickers
Dumpsick by porno1 February 19, 2009
Similiar to a dumbass; anyone who acts in an inexplicable way, making choices and decisions that just don't make any sense.
Gary was a dumbdick when he decided to stick with his cheating-ass girlfriend.
dumbdick by ire December 28, 2007

Dump Dick 

When after having anal sex, you penis smells like poop.
Me too, I always get a terrible dump dick.
Dump Dick by xxbirchbeerxx June 6, 2010
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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