Dumpset

When one has to shit so bad they leave the party.

" Hey where's Johnny? Hes up next on beer pong!"

Oh, He's not here..I think he dumpset!"

by butts3000 May 21, 2011

Dumpset

Defecating in a toliet while dipping.

Vincent: Would you like to take a dumpset before practice?
Louis: I would be honored, I have some grape Yakk.

by NOGGIL_AHS March 16, 2010

dumpster-diving

(verb) The act of entering garbage dumpsters, often those closest to stores and grocers, in the hopes of finding and procuring food and/or merchandise that has been thrown away by the businesses. Acquired items are then either consumed or resold for profit. Possibly illegal in some states, dumpster diving has been given a bad wrap because of some divers lack of decent, courteous etiquette (i.e. throwing trash out of the dumpster and then never putting it back in the dumpster when finished.

Sometimes D.I. and Tonya would hit the jackpot when they went dumpster-diving. Why one night D.I. acquired a leather coat that the slick little bastard resold for some three-figured amount. Though frowned upon by some, dumpster diving could pay off beaucoup on some evenings.

by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019

Dumpstick

Noun: A dildo used by gay males for anal play that becomes covered with traces of fecal matter.

Joe: Hey Frank, I want to go to town on your butt with our new dildo!

Frank: Are you crazy? We had dinner at Taco Bell! It would be a dumpstick disaster!

by Remodeler64112 November 13, 2017

dumpster pump

when two gay men sodomize each other in a back alley, commonly done wearing roller blades.

Oh look! There’s Joe Rogan dumpster pumping with Alex Jones!

by John graham April 9, 2019

dumpstrosity

a crap that is so gigantic and terrible, it clogs the toilet and can be smelled from three blocks away

After winning the chili-eating contest, I barely made it to the bathroom to drop the dumpstrosity coming out of my ass.

by werdsmith April 9, 2009

dumpleton dealing

Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.

Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!

by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014