dumplestein 

Specifically, a short white woman who’s eyes are bigger then her tolerance for alcohol when it comes to drinking on a Friday night. Better term then “white girl wasted”.

“Hey dumplestein, let’s go take some shots!”
“Natasha is such a dumplestein!”

dumplestein by bkbabyyy February 26, 2022

dumplestiltzkin 

The act of removing ones bowels.

"That was a crazy buffet bro but I'll be back, I need to take a dumplestiltzkin."

dumplestiltzkin by MR OIZO January 5, 2009

Dumplestiltskin

When one takes a dump which has terds so long and tall that they appear to stand, as if on stilts, straight up in the toilet. a true dumplestiltskin must be two such terds, preferably with the heads peeking above the water level.

I took a dumplestiltskin today that was so tall i thought it was going to run after me when i flushed!

Dumplestiltskin by Johnny Egglehouser March 12, 2014

dumpenstein 

a massive bowel movement, the Frankenstein of turds

Billy tried flushing dumpenstein down the toilet but it overflowed.

dumpenstein by robenstein72 July 7, 2011

Dumplestilskin

A Dumplestilskin is when a male is receiveing oral and the giver deep throats so far and stick tongue out and lick the but hole

Dude Jennifer gave me a Dumplestilskin last night!

Damn she could probably give a good Dumplestilskin!

Dumplestilskin by Bige January 11, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019