dump on 

(verb) to say bad things about.

He said you kept fuckin' dumpin' on me.

dump on by Fangsta March 18, 2003

dump on 

2 bust caps at

"grab the pump 2 pump n start dumpin on somethin"kurupt
nothin but tha cavi hit
mack 10 and tha dogg pound

dump on by YoungCali August 27, 2003

dump on wood 

The act of defecating on a tree or similar piece of wood. Used as an insult.

Alex can go dump on wood if he thinks I'm gonna pay him back for that hooker he bought me.

dump on wood by Alex Dumpance January 28, 2009

dump on the brain 

(N) The term used to explain the phenomenon that occurs when one has an intense need to take a massive dump. All cognitive processing is rendered hopeless. Often, even the simplest of questions seem like logarithms. Ones only thoughts consist of preventing the mud butt blast. Images of sharting in ones underpants haunt the afflicted.

In addition to cognitive processing, motor skills are also affected, mainly in the extremities. The focus, rather, is shifted to sphincter control. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to, pigeon walking, buttcheek clenching, hand on the anus, short choppy steps that appear similar to watching a midget run, all of which culminate in the jogging in place once you reach the toilet, scrambling to assume the position. Facial expressions such as the blue eagle are quite common and often one becomes fishbelly white in the face.

Jon was asked a simple question such as "What are some of your hobbies?" Since he had dump on the brain, his answer was less than sufficient and he was not hired at Wendy's.

Sean was on a conference call when he was immediately stricken with dump on the brain. Whats worse, he forgot to hit the mute button as his asshole exploded into the toilet.

dump on the brain by S. Bruno May 14, 2008

Dump on your back 

Basically absolutely covering one’s back in cum

Me: I’m gonna dump on your back
Them: oh no

Dump on your back by PapiZapotec February 12, 2022

Crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit 

To make a bad situation or anything that is in shitty condition worse.

Come on man, don't smoke weed after I just got a ticket!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!

Crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit by currybomb July 27, 2010

Take a dump on me 

A request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.

Wesley: Dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong's gonna be in the yearbook.
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!

Take a dump on me by Gunlockben January 28, 2011