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Any generally stupid individual who solicits and receives good advice but still does some fucked up shit then has the audacity to come to you and whine about what happened.
Girlfriend: I dont know why I didnt listen to you
Boyfriend: Why what happened? ( already knowing that the answer is going to piss you off )
Girlfriend: You were right, He was trying to get into my pants...sob sob. I thought he was my friend will you forgive me.
Boyfriend: shut the fuck up dummy-o, I told you that shit would happen. Get away from me.
Dummy-o by Steve74 January 16, 2009
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Throwing your dummy out of the cot 

Stop "Throwing your dummy out of the cot" and man the fuck up!

Spitting ya dummy out 

Also known as chucking ya rattle from the pram, basically a tantrum or emo rage.
Ooohhh, spitting ya dummy out are ya
Spitting ya dummy out by Canaire September 4, 2014

The dummy on the block 

Her name is Makayla, she's probably goofy and gets a 13 out of 25 on her history report. YEAH SHES DUMB
Hi my name is Makayla. And I get bad grades. My friend calls me the dummy on the block

dont be a dummy cum on the tummy 

It is simply pull out when u cum it helps and she wont get pissed
Girl: dont be a dummy cum on the tummy

On that Dummy 

Acting foolish, silly or stupid: Making poor decisions. Doing something that makes no sense or is harmful to ones self.
Maaan! Did you see your boy B-Rob at the party last night??? He was on that dummy. Drunk, talking to fugly ass girls, starting fights.....
On that Dummy by phrasee January 5, 2010
WHEN SOMEONE IS COMPLETELY OUT OF LINE FOR SOMETHING SAID, DONE, OR EXPRESSED IN ANY WAY, THAT PERSON IS ON DUMMY
"bro, lemme hold 200 dollas"-dude

"nigga you on dummy!!!"-me
ON DUMMY by Ronnie Darko April 28, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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