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To be able to be straight at the worst possible moments.
Dude, the cops just pulled you over. And You're high as hell.

Don't worry, don't worry. I'm dumke.
Dumke by Burr Burry March 22, 2010
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Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke

Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke is a phrase used in the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R. It is used like A Multci-tool of words, Basically meaning that you have an advantage, it is also a reference to checkers and how you stack pieces to become a king, Also used as a compliment in some case, If used in the proper context, you will have a gopnik friend for life. Tell Babushka to make some buterbrod for your komrades at home, a hungry gopnik is a angry gopnik, a fed gopnik is a true komrade.
Russian 1 "Чики Брики Ив Дамке!"w
*Buys shots of vodka for Komrades*
Komrades "Теперь он не западный шпион! Он знает, как к нам относятся гопники Правильно! Опа!!"
Russian 2 "Я скажу Бабушке сделать немного бутерброда дома, пойдем, Комрадес!"
English Tourist " What Hell Does Cheeki Breeki iv Damke Even Mean!!!??"
Russian Translator " Ah You see Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke is Russian saying meaning you have advantage, like compliment for slav."
Russian Translator " Так где же живет Бабушка? Я поеду на Ладе и выпью пару водок! Опа !!"
Komrades And Russian 2 "Опа !"

Dumb and Dumber

What many Game Of Thrones fans call David Benioff and D. B. Weiss, aka the creators of Game Of Thrones.
Dumb and Dumber can't write for shit, but that's not suprising one of them wrote X-Men Origins Wolverine. GOT season 8 is complete garbage, Dumb and Dumber are going to ruin Star Wars next.
Dumb and Dumber by Spideyrule May 20, 2019

Raunchy duke 

That crap in the toilet is a raunchy duke.
Or
that kid who sits at our table is a raunchy duke.

duke out 

1. (verb) To fight, especially with your fists.

2. (noun) A fight.
1. "Let's duke it out, freshwater trout!" (as seen on www.overheardinnewyork.com)

2. "Who will be crowned king in the dirtiest duke out of them all?" (Cathy Rogers in Full Metal Challenge Ep.6)
duke out by wesluger November 26, 2010

Dumb and Dumber

A particular pair of TV writers incapable of understanding the basic principles of character build-up and story telling, and that when a plot is really good, it does not need to be explained in post-credit commentary footage. Formerly named by their mom's as David Benioff and Daniel Brett Weiss, now known worldwide as Dumb & Dumber, aka "D&D".
Guy A.: Wait, why does Deadpool have his mouth sewn in this movie?

Guy B.: Oh that's Dumb and Dumber's brilliant take on being original, instead of giving you the "Merc with a Mouth", they wanted to subvert your expectations by giving you The Merc WITHOUT a Mouth... In their heads it's so deep they probably feel compelled to explain it in additional director commentary footage...
Dumb and Dumber by -Symph- May 18, 2019

mondo duke 

the act of taking a massive shit that leaves behind an aftermath worse than the nukes that were dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima
"hey can you watch my grandfather for me? I've got to take a mondo duke
mondo duke by dat boi 666 May 15, 2016
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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