Dumke

To be able to be straight at the worst possible moments.

Dude, the cops just pulled you over. And You're high as hell.

Don't worry, don't worry. I'm dumke.

by Burr Burry March 22, 2010

Dumk

When you're taking a massive shit and the toilet water splashes into your asshole

Friend1: Bro I took a massive dumk and now my bootyhole got a rash
Friend2: Ew that is disgusting

by QWE123EWQ321QWE March 19, 2021

dumk

A word commonly used to break an awkward silence.

Josh: Your mom is freakin' hot.
Chris: ...
Josh: ...
Chris: dumk.

by Marco Sav. December 9, 2008