Dumbpo 

Dumbo means ur dumb and ur po

Oh my god kevon you are such a dumbpo :)

Dumbpo by Ramennnnoodles January 25, 2023

Dumbocracy 

Dumbocracy: noun: a democracy with stupid voters.

"Only in a true dumbocracy could (insert name here) have been re-elected."

Dumbocracy by Stupid117 January 13, 2009

dumbphoning

When a person with an outdated smartphone, compromises their life to work around the phone’s limitations.

"This guy on the train was dumbphoning so hard that the whole carriage could hear him getting dumped through his busted speaker phone."

dumbphoning by chepsyd January 31, 2019

Dumbo mask 

A dumbo mask is when you approach your girl from behind and spread your saggy, worn out ball sack over her eyes, leaving your flacid hog hanging in front of her nose. She then looks like everyone’s favorite pachyderm... Dumbo!

Newman was out by the campfire giving billy a dumbo mask. What a dick!

Dumbo mask by Kung fu Jim March 7, 2020

dumbocracy 

Government of the dumb, for the dumb, by the dumb.

Person: How the hell did George W Bush get elected US President twice?

Person 2: Well, that's what you sometimes get in a dumbocracy.

dumbocracy by Ozymoron October 2, 2009

Dumbfounded 

Someone who is so utterly confused about every little thing said to them.

Joe: “have you seen my homework papers?”
Karen: “we have homework?”
Joe: “Yeah, where are my papers?”
Karen: “WE HAD PAPERS?!”
Joe: “Jesus lord..Why are you so dumbfounded all the time..”

Dumbfounded by Carlss..anthem December 31, 2019

Dumbpiphany 

The realization that the reason an entire conversation has been difficult to follow is that you're talking to an idiot.

Credit to Zach Weiner of the Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal webcomic (SMBC).

Brenda: Of course, much of Kierkegaard's religious philosophy can be traced back to his being a Taurus.

Alex: Possibly, but...wait, what? You...OHHHHHHHHH!

(Alex has had a dumbpiphany.)

Dumbpiphany by Tiggar April 26, 2010