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dumbassimus maximus 

The term used to define a person who is idiotic to the extreme.

A congratulatory term given to a person with the n'th degree of stupidity, the maximum dumb ass.

The term has its beginnings in sayings which are followed by the "to the max" or "to the maximum"
You are the dumbassimus maximus! Congratulations you f-ing dill hole!
dumbassimus maximus by Desyre October 25, 2010

dumbassery

multiple acts of being a dumbass
the act of being a dumbass
1. dude theres no need for that dumbassery
2. the guys on jackass commit dumbassery
dumbassery by kirigashiran June 14, 2010

Dumbassery

"You and your dumbassery almost got us killed!"
Dumbassery by Jevin June 19, 2003
When one is on an greater level of dumbass
He such dumbasser than me
dumbasser by Dumbasser December 27, 2017

dumbassery

when a dumbass engages in foolishery
Costa & Juicy both liked to play drop the soap in prison, proving their dumbassery.
dumbassery by Jorge L. December 25, 2007

dumbasses 

stupid people doing stupid things and/or saying stupid shit.
Person #1 :Eh yo, eggs are that dairy pro-duct right? So Cows must make eggs.

Person #2: Dude, thanks some deep shit.

Person #3: Oh Jesus, you guys are dumbasses.

-actual quote from someone i knew.
dumbasses by u2ez BlackOps April 14, 2010
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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