Duitch

Person who is a friend (dude) but is acting like a bitch.

That guy is such a duitch.

by Therocknmama February 4, 2009

Duitch

Slang that refers to a male’s genitalia, mainly the penis area excluding the scrotum.

My friend pulled down his pants and we all saw his duitch.

by WienerSlob March 12, 2024

Squid In A Ditch

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.

Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019

sloochin von doitchen

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor

so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

by PhiL dA CooKa October 13, 2011

Dutch Oven Girls

The wives of Eltsufin Brothers. Two of the biggest Narsacistic Pidorasts on earth.

Dutch oven girls make the rocking world go left :)

by CondumWing January 18, 2018

blue oven dutch

The act of getting pegged by a midget while being bent over getting a swirly. While it is rare to have such an opportunity, this is a very enjoyable time. The fight between life and death as the toilet water gives you the swirly, the sweet sensation of the midget pegging you adds up for an exhilarating finish. Leaving you asking for more.

Bro1: Dude how were you able to survive the Blue Oven Dutch?
Bro2: I’ve become one with the swirly and mastered my breathing with the pegging.

Bro1: You’re my hero bro! Hope I can a Blue Oven Dutch one day.

by Jhubie Bros September 25, 2020

Dutch Van Der Linde

Leader of the Van Der Linde Gang, and is the main antagonist in Red Dead Redemption. He likes people to have some goddamn faith and has an unhealthy obsession with "moneh"

Some quotes by Dutch Van Der Linde include:
"Have some goddamn faith"
"We just need some more money
" We need to make some more noise!"

by Snake142 February 3, 2019