Duggestion 

A duff suggestion, i.e. a crappy suggestion that moves a project/idea backwards or sideways with no real progress toward the end goal.

Thank you for your duggestion. I shall bear it in mind. As in thanks, but no thanks, now go away and come up with a better idea

Duggestion by Dr AGDH February 13, 2020

transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

transverse digestion by joseph blough April 8, 2022

Geneva Suggestion 

Often used when someone is going to break laws established by Geneva Convention

Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion!

Geneva Suggestion by SerbianSlav April 23, 2021

Suggestion Surfing 

Also known as suggestion loop:
When one types in random letters, words and/or phrases into the Google search bar just to see what Google's suggestions are. Although it may provide many laughs its side effects are dangerous as this may lead to a lack of productivity and in some rare but serious cases a major loss of time.

Very similar to a youtube loop.

Ronnie: I went to search how to change a light bulb... six hours later I was looking at how to change a light ballast
Pauly: Wtf is a light ballast???
Ronnie: I dunno but I still don't know how to change the light bulb in my tanning bed
Mike: Oh no, we have a situation!
Snooki: Waaaaahhhh
Vinny: Looks like you were suggestion surfing......

Suggestion Surfing by gingyman November 16, 2010

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion 

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.

It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

Minecraft Suggestions 

A subreddit/discord server where anyone can share and discuss about their ideas for Minecraft. Also loves puffer emojis apparently.

Person 1: Yo, I think they should add throwable bricks in Minecraft.

Person 2: That's a great idea! You should make a post about it in the Minecraft Suggestions subreddit.

Minecraft Suggestions by The Mysterious MCS Guy November 30, 2021

dANiel LestEr gOod sugGesTioN 

DANIEL JAMES HOWELL SAID THIS WHEN HE WAS READING SUGGESTIONS FOR RE BRANDING PURPOSES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

dANiel LestEr gOod sugGesTioN--- 0i

dANiel LestEr gOod sugGesTioN by TheSherlockianPhanGirlWhoLived May 30, 2017