Dudesplaining

"Dudes" that are vaguely "splaining" every damn thing imaginable. Some talk about dicks, some talk about LeBron James, some talk about absolutely nothing pertaining to much of anything.

Just a group of guys dudesplaining shit the world needs to hear. Explaining random informative

by Nubbs69 August 10, 2017

Dudesplaining

Dudesplaining is when men explain something like a Dude. It’s like Mansplaining but instead of being dumbed down, it’s more of using commonly known examples to explain something. This can be very helpful for those who need things to be rephrased in another way.

Yeah, he pretty much did some Dudesplaining and I understand it way better now.

by GorutoDBZ April 20, 2024

dumbsplaining

Dumbsplaining

(mænspleɪnɪŋ)

v

1. The act of ironically revealing one's state of complete mental retardation by attempting to invoke one of a myriad of "splaining" terms such as "mansplaining" or "whitesplaining" in order to shut down an argument.

Seamus PatrickBarrett - oh sorry didn't mean to bust you out for you d--- riding using profanity. I guess wise master typo hunters don't use the naughty words. I can't never be so good at words as you.😣 again, thank you for your magnificent whitesplaining.

Justin Von Striver - I'm going to coin the term #dumbsplaining in your honor, Seamus.

by Juangalt June 1, 2017

Dadsplaining

When a father answers his child's question, no matter how simple, with undesired and tangentially relevant information and life advise.

I asked my dad where the spare tire was and he must have gone on for half an hour dadsplaining how to change it. I'll be damned if that information didn't come in handy a couple months later.

by EmptySea September 2, 2017

Davesplaining

When a Dave tells you all about a subject and is completely wrong despite being an 'expert'

Your father wouldn't stop Davesplaining at Christmas dinner.

by Platinumjam April 22, 2018

Dadsplaining

Any sentence spoken by a dad to persons younger than himself that begins with, "When I was your age," or, "I'll tell you why that is," or, "If you were smart, here's what you'd do..."

My dad says that when he was my age, phones had cords on them and there was a thing called "long distance." He's been Dadsplaining the old days at me all morning.

by deke47 April 6, 2017

Dadsplaining

When a father or dad starts a sentence with, "I think you'll find"........then proceeds to impress his audience with his array of knowledge, facts and information to ensure that he thinks he is smarter than everyone in the room and that you are only as smart as dog shit.

I think you'll find that dadsplaining means I'm full of shit and I'm just trying to sound smart

by trout_ January 5, 2020