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Muddy Duckskin 

When you fuck a girl in the ass so balls deep, that her shit gets all over your scrotum. You don't notice the wet shit on your sack until you look down. It's quite shocking.
Unlucky Dude: What the quack, Kacie? Your mud is all over my hairy ballsack!

Kacie: It's your own damn fault for penetrating my asshole so gosh darn deep!

Unlucky Dude: Well now I have a Muddy Duckskin...thanks a lot!!!!
Muddy Duckskin by Perv Tycoon February 3, 2014

Dickskin 

The term ‘dickskin’ refers to the visibility of veins on the body. Commonly used by regular gym goers to complement on one’s vascular appearance.
“Wow, look at that sick dickskin on his forearms, impressive!”
“Awesome dickskin! You’ve got the veins every heroine junky dreams of”
Dickskin by YaBoiJaycop October 24, 2018

Magic Dickskin 

A funnier/sleazier way of saying "no condom."

Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.
"That chick was a little sketchy, did you wrap it up?"

"Yup, I used the trusty old magic dickskin!"

dickskinner 

Marine Corps jargon for the body part that begins at the wrist and ends at the fingertips. Also known as a hand.
Get your damn dickskinners off of my car! I just spent ten dollars to have it washed.

dickskinners 

They designed this machine to keep your dickskinners away from the moving parts.
dickskinners by Nigga B April 25, 2003

Dickskin 

A nickname given to people with the lastname Dixon
Hey Matt Dickskin
Dickskin by Roussell December 16, 2008