Duckelfuck

Someone so stupid you wouldn't be surprised if they fucked ducks.

*Avras's face would be here*

"Avras get the fuck out of my bar you duckelfuck"

by KerriganMahoney May 20, 2019

duckfuckery

A situation involving or resulting in total, bumbling chaos.

"The flock of pigeons unloaded and the entire sidewalk cafe turned into a complete duckfuckery.

by Gryndyl August 19, 2007

Duckaluckaphobia

The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

She had duckaluckaphobia

by Annamal May 2, 2005

duckplucker

noun, used in place of regular noun
Simplification of Doug Plucker.
Adjective, used in place of regular adjective

I put that duckplucker in the garbage.
Git yo' knees in da breeze, duckplucker.
Can't hear nuthen on my duckplucken end.

by rohmell brills January 14, 2007

Duckfuck

When someone accidentally sends “duck” instead of “fuck” as a text message, and immediately sends a corrected, “fuck*” right after

Person a: “hey i hope you didnt forget to take the trash out”
Person b: “duck”
Person b: “fuck*”

Duckfuck. ^^^

by Tenaciousted December 4, 2019

Dicklefuck

When you have sex with your awesome dick and then water comes out

"Man Samantha loves it when her boyfriend does a dicklefuck."

by Fucklestick March 19, 2023

Dubelfucked

When you have a good chance of hooking up with a girl and somehow you always manage to fuck it up

"Daniel was with a hot girl last night"
"Did he get some"
"No, he got dubelfucked!"

by Sam Kaye March 9, 2005