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DucknFuck 

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob but she hates the semen so she pulls out and the cum sprays everywhere. She tries to duck but a little gets in her hair. She has no other option but to fuck him anyway.
"Hey did you have fun with Brad last night?!"
"It was ok. We did the ducknfuck. Not my favorite.."

"Dude did you totally fuck her last night?!"
"Yeah man it was awesome! We did the ducknfuck!"
"And she didn't mind?"
"I dont know.."
DucknFuck by Crew4Lyfe November 14, 2011
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Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck 

The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.
"Yo Chev, I just saw someone doing the reverse Thornton asshole dickfuck"

"Damn, he alright?"
Ducknicks - slang Kiwi (New Zealand) name for tobacco cigarette.

Sometimes spelt ducknix and also pronounced as ducknucks/ducknux.
John owes from chaining ducknicks. Shaun will get him to go halvie's in another pack.

Liam never purchases his own ducknucks; he will only smoke op.

I could go a ducknick right now.

Kay sparked up a ducknick to relieve the stress of pregnancy.
Ducknicks by pornzi July 30, 2019

dickfuckle 

A person who is ignorant and a prick.
He's such a dickfuckle; I hate him.
dickfuckle by Jack as fuck November 12, 2015

Dickfuck 

A supposed adult man who still gets an allowance from his mom and throws literal hissyfits when he wants to buy something and is told to use his own money. Completely unable to support himself so he leeches off other people in his life. Also, was on top chef and lost because he doesn’t know how to cook a shrimp. And he trespassed to poison a tree on someone else’s property by drilling holes in the trunk and injecting homemade herbicide, all because the tree’s branch was blocking sun to solar panels he wanted on his roof. And he’s going bald and is really self-conscious about it.
“He is suuuuuuch a dickfuck.”

Dickfuck 

someone who acts like such an A**hole, they need to be labeled two curse words at the same time
You cut me off, DICKFUCK!
Dickfuck by Brigitte Brock June 19, 2003

duckfuckery 

A situation involving or resulting in total, bumbling chaos.
"The flock of pigeons unloaded and the entire sidewalk cafe turned into a complete duckfuckery.
duckfuckery by Gryndyl August 19, 2007