More colorful version of "What the fuck?" most often used when caught off-guard by
loud sounds or animals flying past your
face too
fast to tell what they are; also during moments of self-reflection brought on by new sets of facts or personal epiphanies.
30 year old at Spring
Break upon realizing he's a 30 year old at Spring
Break: "Dufuck I'm doing here?"
20 year old at Spring
Break upon seeing 30 year old at Spring Break: "Dufuck he's doing here?"
Everyone at Spring Break when DMX grabs the mic and grunts nonsensically: "Dufuck he just say??"