DualWielding

Committing the act of jacking off furiously! Utilizing both hands one stacked on top of the other. Non-dominant & Dominant hand interchanging, some may even use variations of DualWielding. Such as, DualWielding salt shaker. This imitates your dominant hand on top, in a fast twisting motion.

"Jerry and buddies were just hanging out on the couch while his folks were out of town DualWielding, the front door opened and his dad witnessed Jerry and his buddy asshole naked on a couch together... "Dad, what the fuck! Y'all told me you weren't coming home for another day!"

by JerryOfTheDay_ November 3, 2017

Dudewielding

When you are jerking off two dudes at the same time, with one cock in each hand.

"Hey bro, did you have a nice weekend?"
"Super nice bro! I Was dudewielding all saturday and most of sunday. What a workout!"

by Falske Lakse November 28, 2021

dual wielding

The use of two weapons, one in each hand, during combat.
Can either be projectile or melee weapons.

Chow Yun Fat is most famous for dual wielding handguns in his action movies.

by Edward 'Arsenal' Thornton September 8, 2006

Dual Wielding

Whilst in the act of consuming alcohol, one who is dual wielding will be holding two different bottles. One bottle containing alcohol, of course; and the other being a good chaser.

Good examples are:

Rum and Coke.

Vodka and Orange Juice

and for all you hicks out there; A 40 and a bag of pretzels.

People who are inexperienced at drinking can not dual wield. It's completely impossible and is frowned upon by the elder drinkers in the room. No one likes a sloppy dual wielder.

However Dual wielding does a fair amount of skill, if you want to get really pro and do work like a man, throw the chaser on the ground and pound that alcohol.

1.
Person 1: Haha, jake was dual wielding last night like a pro.
Person 2: No shit man, he has that steez down to a science.

2.
Person 1: (*dual wields* and hands both bottles to friend)
Person 2: (*slaps person 1*, ignores the chaser and drinks like a fish)

by Ian "Do Work" Peterson May 12, 2007

Teh dual wielding

Usually a line to make fun of Microsoft/Xbox fanboys when they get too full of themselves. "Teh dual wielding" literally refers to one of the features in Halo 2 that wasn't in the original Halo, in which you can hold two guns at the same time. Xbox and/or Halo fanboys really thought this was teriffic, and sometimes even say it's the best improvment or feature of the game. Non-Microsoft/Xbox fanboys tried to point out that the dual wielding of weapons can be found in games much earlier than Halo, but no one really listened. Now, people generally quote in fictional situations with them saying lines containing "teh dual wielding" to effectively portray how pathetically unwavering their faith is in Halo 2's "innovations".

Xbox Fanboy: LOL!! U TEH STUPID N00B GAMECUBE FANBOY FAGG!! HALO 2 PWNZ UR SHIT METROID LOL PWNED!!!!111ONE11

Me: Halo 2 isn't that great. Maybe you should really look into other games a little more seriously before you become so judgemenal.

Xbox Fanboy: But...but...teh dual wielding...*cries*

by KingNothing September 21, 2005

Dual - Wielding

this is mostly done by black people. it is the act of having 2 phones; one for texting which is usually a t-mobile sidekick and the other is usually a nextel or sprint

hey, john that guy over there is dual - wielding. you can see the sidekick case and he is talkin on the phone.

by Paul Thomas Johnson December 31, 2007

dual wielding

Giving hand jobs to two people at once

Betty is a pro! Did you see her dual wielding at the frat party?

by King Byron February 21, 2010