Dry Baller

A male unable to cum during sex or masturbation.

Despite rubbing his cock raw from hours of watching porn and fapping, Roger ended up a dry baller.

While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

dale the drywaller

Guy who has been around the trade for over 30 years

Dale the drywaller well hung, screwed and nailed all over your house

If you dont like his prices bring your wife and maybe he will dicker

by Tonythetiler November 25, 2020

Drywaller

The act of a male nailing or stapling his penis to the inside of his own leg.

"What?! He really did the Drywaller? What a fucking dumbass!"

by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006

Dryballer

1. Someone who is all talk and no action.
2. (Slang) Someone who shoots blanks, as in firearms, or someone who's had a vasectomy.
3. (Verb) Dryball - To give the appearance that one is delivering, but actually is not.

That politician is such a dryballer because he never keeps the promises he makes.

by wildcatonline December 20, 2014