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Drunkelton 

1. A proper name for a specific person who is overly intoxicated at any given hour of the day.
I was out last night having cocktails with my friends and ran into John Drunkelton, drooling and slurring every word.
Drunkelton by Chictexas November 11, 2006
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drunky drunkerton 

Fez Watley on his birthday.
(Local radio host in Washington DC)
Ron: "Hello Mr. Drunky Drunkerton!"
FEZ: "FLA ALL THE WAY!!!!!"
drunky drunkerton by Sim Girl April 5, 2004

drunkenstoned 

The art of being drunk and stoned at the same time, while feeling undead.
(Last game of drunk-pilot)
Dude 1: Hey dude, you're drunkenstoned.
Dude 2: Urrrrhgghh.
drunkenstoned by beef_yo April 2, 2010

Dunkerton Iowa 

Small farming community located in NE Iowa. The exciting part of the town is Kwik Star. It consists of a community school, and a CO-OP.
Oh hey did you go to "Dunkerton Iowa?"

Yeah, I saw a tractor

Expected
Dunkerton Iowa by ekimsiome April 22, 2013

Dunkerton 

When you dunk your testicles into a glass of milk and have your significant other suck the milk off.
Josh gave his wife a dunkerton last night.
Dunkerton by Yoder30 July 21, 2016

drunkenmonkey

* A Monkey
* Who consumes exssesive amounts of alcohol
* Usualy very amusing to watch
" I'm a drunkenmonkey and even I have the brain power to put a definition in here " :P

Drunkeeting 

Drunk+tweeting. The dangerous adventure of tweeting while drunk. Can led to mysterious situations.
Man, I'm so fucked up, I shouldn't be drunkeeting now.
Drunkeeting by mother-war October 1, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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