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Drunk Bitch

A person, male or female. That talks too much shit and trys to start fights after consuming too much alcohol.
Yeah, that TKE last night was being a drunk bitch! Thats why we kicked his ass!
Drunk Bitch by HAMMER November 9, 2006
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Drunk Bitch

A girl or guy that has had way to much to drink and then makes a complete fool of themselves and regrets in the morning. usually regretted by ther for inviting them to drink.
That Drunk Bitch Meghan had way to much to drink and now has cum all over her face.

drunk bitch

a bitch that has had far too much to drink
a drunk bitch walks by a group of guys and imagines that they say somthing to her. She then begins to talk shit in a drunken manner, embarrasing herself, before driving away; almost hitting trash cans etc.
drunk bitch by nunka July 16, 2006

Drunk Bitch Voltron 

Also known as a "Whore-nado," A Drunk Bitch Voltron is the result of 3-5 inebriated females at a social event linking together. This usually begins as a group hug of sorts, and then is used in order to keep balance. A Drunk Bitch Voltron can last from anywhere from five to forty minutes, but can occasionally result in skin grafting, which is referred to as a Drunk Bitch Voltron King. Drunk Bitch Voltrons are notorious for knocking over drinks, crying, and collectively screaming.

Causes of a Drunk Bitch Voltron include but are not limited to; "their song" coming on, a group talk about boys, general drunk affection, and the completion of a social shot.

Sometimes one member of a Drunk Bitch Voltron will lose stability, resulting erratic swaying or even a complete structural collapse (odds are increased when heels are involved).

DBV's cannot be reasoned with, because when forming Drunk Bitch Voltron each member sacrifices their individual hearing to become one being. It's like.... science or something.
Person 1: Oh no! A hurricane is coming this way.

Person 2: Dude, that's just a Drunk Bitch Voltron.

Person 1: Let's move before that DBV spills my drink.

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Person 1: I think I'm going to ask the DJ to play Lady Gaga

Person 2: Umm... aren't you afraid of a DBV?

Person 1: Oh shit, you're right.

Person 2: You know how I know you're gay?

Person 1: How?

Person 2: You were about to request a song by Lady GaGa

Person 1: You're so original, I've never heard that joke in like... a Judd Apatow movie before.

Person 2: That's what she said!

Person 1: You're not impressive when you act this way.
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Drunk Bitch Syndrome 

A messy and common condition often experienced by intoxicated women. It is more typically known for it's abbreviated name, "DBS".
Symptoms include:
- persistent vomiting
- highly increased vocal volume (keep your distance, it's painful to the ears)
- relentless in attempting to prove their "points", which make absolutely no sense.
- Spending large amounts of money on alcohol for others
- Vigorous swaying, often into the wake of oncoming traffic.
- Uncontrollable diarrhea (don't let this person borrow your pants)
- No matter how supportive their bra, their nipples will be out for the majority of the evening.
"That girl is really suffering from DBS (Drunk Bitch Syndrome) tonight...Her tits are all over the place."

fucking drunk bitch 

1. Hot girl that is always drinking and having a good time. Sometimes can come off rude or careless.
" Hey man your girlfriends a fucking drunk bitch"
or
" Look at that fucking drunk bitch"

drunk ass bitch 

A combination of the drunk ass and drunk bitch.

An extremely inebriated bitch ass ho. Usually at the point of being called a drunk ass bitch, one does much stupid shit that is often not remembered.
"Phil where the fuck are you??"
"Dude I have no fucking idea."
"DRUNK ASS BITCH.
drunk ass bitch by dodolove August 28, 2010
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