HAMMER's definitions

land monster

someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.

are you drunk enough to hook up with that land monster over there.
yes, very much so

by hammer September 17, 2002

grip on the grain

A tremendous amount. More than a "grip."

That's a grip on the grain of people.

by Hammer November 9, 2006

Peck

And incredibly long orgasm

Woah dude last night i had a peck.

by hammer November 9, 2006

Run DMC

Fucken greatest rappers ever. In a class of there own when compared to 50 Cent, Eminem and thos other wannabe assholes.

Run DMC - The only good rap

by hammer November 17, 2003

moby

dildo that is made to be bigger than normal

By creating moby you have created a monster literally!

by HAMMER November 9, 2006

Rugby

You need to be fit and agile to play rugby. No pads like in Gridiron. Greatest team to exist is the All Blacks (New Zealand) and the Wallabies (Australia). England think theyre good but they arent.

'England suck at rugby, they only do kick goals because they cant get tries'

by hammer November 9, 2006

bathing suit area

the parts of the body usually covered by a bathing suit that are fun to touch

"that girl's bathing suit area smelled like sizzlean"

by hammer November 9, 2006