Drunk'd

To be so drunk that you get yourself in a "Punk'd" situation without the help of HM Ashton Kutcher.

Phil came back from the banquet off his face and soaking wet from the fountain - he just got Drunk'd!

Drunk'd by Benjo. May 18, 2006

tattoo o'd (drunk on tattoos) 

When the ink on your body takes over your skin

That b-ball player's got so many tats he's "tattoo o'd (drunk on tattoos)"

tattoo o'd (drunk on tattoos) by Creamedhoney April 25, 2009

Drunk-Dazed 

Drunk dazed is an amazing song by the talented group Enhypen formed on the survival show I-Land. It features I-land contestants K and Ej.
Go fucking stan Enhypen and stream drunk-dazed.

“Hey have you heard drunk-dazed yet?”
“No not yet.”
“Omg go listen to it!”
“Alright!!”

Drunk-Dazed by fviryuta on tt April 26, 2021

girl drink drunk 

To be drunk on sweet umbrella drinks or coolers; for women, the combination of too much sugar and too much alcohol makes them both hyperactive and extremely silly. First coined on the 1990's Canadian sketch comedy show "The Kids in the Hall."

"See that girl dancing on the table and singing Total Eclipse of the Heart into her Bacardi Breezer? I'd say she's girl drink drunk."

girl drink drunk by Adman12 September 22, 2005

drunk dick 

drunk dick.

when you've had way to much to drink and you're too drunk to fuck.

no boner

check out that drunk dick loser over there trying to suck his own limp dick. omg what the hell did he just puke!

drunk dick by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

do not drunk dial list

similiar to the do not call list, the do not drunk list is a list that one makes on thier personal phone. it can be stored or just committed into memory.

This list is people who you have said that you will not call when you are drinking. adversly, the same list includes the same people that you will not answer phone calls feom when you have been drinking.

This list most commonly includes:
parents
partner or ex's

Paroll officers
that sketchball who always calls you to see where the good parties are

1: hey joe, i think ur phone is ringing.

2: yup it is, but its my ex.

1: so? arent u gonna answer it?

2: nope, shes on the do not drunk dial list.
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1: i think im gonna call stacey.

2: u really shouldnt, you said no matter what, you were gonna put her on youre do not drunk dial list.

1: good call, take my phone for me bro.

do not drunk dial list by fatguylittlecoat October 24, 2009

Drunk Dialing 

To make a phone call while inebriated. These calls are usually made to former flings, ex-boyfriends or girlfriends, guys or girls that you want to hook up with, etc..and this almost always ends up to be embarassing for the drunk dialer. Good friends will discourage drunk dialing while drunk friends will usually encourage drunk dialing!

Peter: Connie has been drunk dialing me all night and wants me to come hook up with her, but she keeps talking about our future.
Peter's Friend: Isn't she the chick you just met?
Peter: Ya, I mean I'm going to go do her, but after that she's cut.

Drunk Dialing by Rejean November 24, 2006