Drized 

To be excesivle drunk as well as high at the same time

Last night at that party, I was so drized

Drized by East Coast Playa November 30, 2002

Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)

My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding

Dried Turds by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

driedfecta 

The combination of the three finest dried fruit: raisins, apricots, and cranberries

Kip: Can you pass the prunes and banana chips?

Pam: We don't have those here-- We only serve the driedfecta

driedfecta by dan theman October 22, 2008

freeze dried 

The act of consuming alcohol, marijuana, and mushrooms all at the same time.

Cody: Man, I just chased that mushroom with a shot of fireball!
Dennis: And you're high as balls!
Schuyler: Dude you're so freeze dried

freeze dried by R!ff Raff July 1, 2014

drazed 

(v.) to be simultaneously equal on the levels of intoxication by alcoholic beverages and paralyzation due to that dope-ass chronic.

"After that six-er of Rolling Rock and that fat-ass spliff, I am as drazed as a bad ass motha fucka."

drazed by MAOBadass and Crew November 5, 2005

freeze dried hippie 

Normally, a person who seems to be stuck in the past. This person wants to stay in the "good ol' days." This person may also think of himself as appealing to the younger audience. You may spot one once in a while. They usually have a braided pony tail in his gray hair and may wear clothing styles of today. If not, he wears anything that he may consider "hip" or "cool" which may not be true.

My father is a freeze dried hippie! This is so embarrassing! I wish he would just get through the fact that times have changed!

freeze dried hippie by casmay26 May 10, 2008

drazed 

to be a combination of drunk and blazed

viktor was totally drazed after slamming five beers and hitting the bong

drazed by anDrazen March 19, 2009