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Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)
My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding
Dried Turds by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020
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driedfecta 

The combination of the three finest dried fruit: raisins, apricots, and cranberries
Kip: Can you pass the prunes and banana chips?

Pam: We don't have those here-- We only serve the driedfecta
driedfecta by dan theman October 22, 2008

freeze dried 

The act of consuming alcohol, marijuana, and mushrooms all at the same time.
Cody: Man, I just chased that mushroom with a shot of fireball!
Dennis: And you're high as balls!
Schuyler: Dude you're so freeze dried
freeze dried by R!ff Raff July 1, 2014
(v.) to be simultaneously equal on the levels of intoxication by alcoholic beverages and paralyzation due to that dope-ass chronic.
"After that six-er of Rolling Rock and that fat-ass spliff, I am as drazed as a bad ass motha fucka."
drazed by MAOBadass and Crew November 5, 2005

freeze dried hippie 

Normally, a person who seems to be stuck in the past. This person wants to stay in the "good ol' days." This person may also think of himself as appealing to the younger audience. You may spot one once in a while. They usually have a braided pony tail in his gray hair and may wear clothing styles of today. If not, he wears anything that he may consider "hip" or "cool" which may not be true.
My father is a freeze dried hippie! This is so embarrassing! I wish he would just get through the fact that times have changed!
to be a combination of drunk and blazed
viktor was totally drazed after slamming five beers and hitting the bong
drazed by anDrazen March 19, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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