The bastard son of Satan. Once revered for his work on the River Styx, hasn't been seen for thousands of years. Legend has it that he rents a two-bedroom apartment in Shawnee, Kansas and works at American Eagle Outfitters. Has confirmed the job is in fact another form of Hell.
In the event of a Drewcifer sighting, justbeat him over the head with a rock.
Drewger
Three headed mythical creature. Usually depicted as a three headed griffon. One head looks towards the past, one stare into the furture and the third looks at the current time. This creature was said to rule wisdome and knowledge. Three griffon heads displayed on a family shield is also denoted as the sign of a Drewger. Someone who seeks knowledge or wisdom is also known as a Drewger. Drewging—the act of learning more than is necessary.
(N) A behemoth of a structure in space made up of rock and debris, minimum mass required to be labeled as a Drewpiter 317.8 M⊕ which is the same as Jupiter's mass hence the name.
(Adj) Something or Someone of unbelievable size and/or weight
(N) The Sun's mass is great enough to be labeled a Drewpiter
Abrasive and certainly hails from New Jersey. The common plebs of Michigan have far too much sand in their vaginas to deal with the adult linguistics of this Jersey Devil. You can be assured that any sighting of Drewcifer will be followed by sightings of Douche Flutes Crying. More often than not the Douche Flute will be then seen typing an email through a sea of tears calling the Drewcifer Unprofessional and whining about hurt feelings.
See also Douche Flute.
Drewcifer is so abrasive that he even hurts the feelings of kittens and puppies.
How dare Drewcifer suggest I do my job and in front of others even, ****VAPE>>>VAPE**** do you have a tissue ?
Drewcifer is so mean he makes my Mangina bleed, do you have an industrial size tampon I can have?
A guy who treats his girlfriend like shit, dumps her, then months later begs for her to come back only to look like the biggest asshat on the planet. see idiot.