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Drewcifer 

The bastard son of Satan. Once revered for his work on the River Styx, hasn't been seen for thousands of years. Legend has it that he rents a two-bedroom apartment in Shawnee, Kansas and works at American Eagle Outfitters. Has confirmed the job is in fact another form of Hell.
In the event of a Drewcifer sighting, just beat him over the head with a rock.
Drewcifer by twilight_sonata April 23, 2008
Drewger
Three headed mythical creature. Usually depicted as a three headed griffon. One head looks towards the past, one stare into the furture and the third looks at the current time. This creature was said to rule wisdome and knowledge. Three griffon heads displayed on a family shield is also denoted as the sign of a Drewger. Someone who seeks knowledge or wisdom is also known as a Drewger. Drewging—the act of learning more than is necessary.
The May family has a Drewger on its shield.
drewger by Drew Maystein September 21, 2005

Drewpiter 

(N) A behemoth of a structure in space made up of rock and debris, minimum mass required to be labeled as a Drewpiter 317.8 M⊕ which is the same as Jupiter's mass hence the name.

(Adj) Something or Someone of unbelievable size and/or weight
(N) The Sun's mass is great enough to be labeled a Drewpiter

(Adj) Justin is so fat he's a Drewpiter
Drewpiter by ENF FIlms January 8, 2017

Drewcifer 

Abrasive and certainly hails from New Jersey. The common plebs of Michigan have far too much sand in their vaginas to deal with the adult linguistics of this Jersey Devil. You can be assured that any sighting of Drewcifer will be followed by sightings of Douche Flutes Crying. More often than not the Douche Flute will be then seen typing an email through a sea of tears calling the Drewcifer Unprofessional and whining about hurt feelings.

See also Douche Flute.
Drewcifer is so abrasive that he even hurts the feelings of kittens and puppies.

How dare Drewcifer suggest I do my job and in front of others even, ****VAPE>>>VAPE**** do you have a tissue ?

Drewcifer is so mean he makes my Mangina bleed, do you have an industrial size tampon I can have?
Drewcifer by The real Drewcifer January 13, 2017

drewsifer 

A guy who treats his girlfriend like shit, dumps her, then months later begs for her to come back only to look like the biggest asshat on the planet. see idiot.
Drewsifer why haven't you been listening to me?
drewsifer by drewbear March 28, 2008

Dentiger 

A bright, brilliant and a lovable guy.
Mostly romantic
Dentiger is the most romantic guy in kenya
Dentiger by anonymous November 23, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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