Drewpiter

(N) A behemoth of a structure in space made up of rock and debris, minimum mass required to be labeled as a Drewpiter 317.8 M⊕ which is the same as Jupiter's mass hence the name.

(Adj) Something or Someone of unbelievable size and/or weight

(N) The Sun's mass is great enough to be labeled a Drewpiter

(Adj) Justin is so fat he's a Drewpiter

by ENF FIlms January 8, 2017

Drewcifer

The bastard son of Satan. Once revered for his work on the River Styx, hasn't been seen for thousands of years. Legend has it that he rents a two-bedroom apartment in Shawnee, Kansas and works at American Eagle Outfitters. Has confirmed the job is in fact another form of Hell.

In the event of a Drewcifer sighting, just beat him over the head with a rock.

by twilight_sonata April 23, 2008

dewliter

A 2 Liter bottle of the soda Mountain Dew.

Dude 1: I'm makin a sevs run, you want anything?

Dude 2: Yea, pick me up a dewliter.

by Paul Maggio June 28, 2008

Drewtiger

A Very Weak Pokemon, Known for his "Tiger Blast"

Ash:"Drew i chose you! Tiger Blast!" Drewtiger:"RAAAAAR"

by Acpalerjax50 March 23, 2008

Drewcifer

Abrasive and certainly hails from New Jersey. The common plebs of Michigan have far too much sand in their vaginas to deal with the adult linguistics of this Jersey Devil. You can be assured that any sighting of Drewcifer will be followed by sightings of Douche Flutes Crying. More often than not the Douche Flute will be then seen typing an email through a sea of tears calling the Drewcifer Unprofessional and whining about hurt feelings.

See also Douche Flute.

Drewcifer is so abrasive that he even hurts the feelings of kittens and puppies.

How dare Drewcifer suggest I do my job and in front of others even, ****VAPE>>>VAPE**** do you have a tissue ?

Drewcifer is so mean he makes my Mangina bleed, do you have an industrial size tampon I can have?

by The real Drewcifer January 13, 2017

drewsifer

A guy who treats his girlfriend like shit, dumps her, then months later begs for her to come back only to look like the biggest asshat on the planet. see idiot.

Drewsifer why haven't you been listening to me?

by drewbear March 28, 2008

Drewiker

Do you mean: Pedophile?

A fatherless and mentally deranged pedophile looking for children on platforms such as roblox, and asking them to rape their brother/sister

Child: Im bored
Pedophile: rape ur brother lol
Child: no, get away from me you Drewiker!

by voidus May 14, 2022