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Dreadknot 

A maneuver commonly used in the sport of American Football where while in a dogpile a player will pull a dreadlock of an opposing player through his helmet's ear hole, and then proceed to tie it to his face mask. If the dreadknotter is especially skilled and the dreadlocks are of sufficient length, the player will be able to tie the dreadlock to the other player's belt and/or shoe laces. The real accomplishment however comes when the player is able to tie more than 1 dreadlock to any part of the other player's gear resulting in the Multi-Dreadknot, which is quite an incredible feat indeed.
Larry Fitzgerald is overrated as hell, and his hair is very dumb. I wish Aaron Ross would dreadknot that bastard the next time they're in a dogpile.
Dreadknot by B Pliska October 6, 2009
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When you nut on or during Halloween or the week accompanying Halloween.

Also applicable, "Nutting with the overwhelming feeling of dread and or anxiety".
"Man, this milf dressed up as a nurse just rang my doorbell with her little kids fo' halloween, after she left I busted a fat dreadnut"
Dreadnut by Dreadnut October 26, 2018

Dreadknot 

That moment you realize you've eaten too much fiber and this Bowel Movement is going to be painful as hell. It will likely come out as a huge Dreadknot.
The coffee had kicked in, my day was going fine until I sat down for my morning BM. I immediately said to myself "oh no!....this is gonna hurt". I had eaten too much fiber and had created a Dreadknot.
Dreadknot by RJ Miller October 14, 2015
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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