dreaded

When one acts in a manner which is overly cliche, stereotypically romantic, or resembling a scene from a Lifetime movie, or worse, the OC. These situations should always be pointed out, and the DREADED ones should be looked down upon and ridiculed behind their back.

1) UGH, that girl I hooked up with last weekend called me and asked me if it meant something. The situation was so DREADED that I submitted it to the producers of Laguna Beach and they actually made into an episode!
2) John and Stacy hold hands while walking to class, while planning their Paris wedding, while eating from the same ice cream cone....DREADED!!!!!

by L.A.T. December 23, 2005

dreaded bearded clam

Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.

My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded bearded clam .

by Steve Mac Q March 23, 2006

Dreaded Monk

Dreaded Monk is a noob commonly found in Old School Runescape, despite being maxed while having possibly the worst game knowledge, often blaming a cat for their lack of skill.

"see that dreaded monk over there? what a noob."

by DreadedMonksCat April 11, 2023

Dreaded Pooch Area

The lower part of one's stomach that requires electrocution to remove said dread.

Gasp, it's the Dreaded Pooch Area !!! Get out the electricity !

by HudsonDusters January 31, 2010

dreaded p

similar to the dreaded c (cancer) but in this case p (pedo)

(A) omg did you hear about that man over there

(B) what man?

(A) the man with the long greasy hair and the big milk bottle glasses next to the park

(B)oh yea him

(A)well apparently he is a "dreaded p"

(B)omg thats just awfull

by monster munch November 1, 2009

Dreaded Re-Wipe

The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.

Looks like its time for the dreaded re-wipe.

by Matt September 28, 2004

dreaded captain firebeard

someone who failed drinking a flaming shot and ends up with a burned face and a lack of facial hair.

Eric tried to impress a couple of girls at a party by drinking a flaming shot, but he ended becoming the dreaded captain firebeard.

by Ice Cold Killer December 21, 2010