Used to refer to something not good. Particularly cinema.
What did you think of the movie? That was a pooch.
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Beautiful stomach fat. I think its cute and fun to poke.
by allerd January 27, 2005
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Used to refer to something that is not good. Particularly cinema.
How did you like the movie? It was a pooch.
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A synonym for cockbloking, cheating

A term used in the past tense (Pooched) when someone has been cockbloked or cheated on.

The origin of the word comes from a well-known character in Montreal, Canada and the surroundings.
Tagged as a musician, love and dating Guru, Pooch is a caricatural character, often depicted as a antagonist by himself. Loved by most and hated by some for diverse sexual or relationship reasons.

Over the years, his stories and events made so many angry husbands that the expression took a form in itself, spreading itself from mouth to ear.
- This guy's a real Pooch, don't let him near your girlfriend.

- Dude, I went at Sally's place yesterday and she was in the bed with another guy.
- Shit man, you've just been Pooched.

- Hey, who's that guy banging your wife? Oh shit, that's Pooch!

- I went to the club yesterday and met this hot lady, but some random guy came and Pooched her right up my nose! I ended up spending the night alone.
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Another name for a dog or female , mainly for a female who's a bitch but a bad bitch who does as she's told
"Look at are lass, she's a right pooch"
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An utter mong. A person who feels the need to chip in with random, pathetic and pointless comments or noises. Of which have no real value or credibility to the conversation. Usually these comments which make you a Pooch are completely off topic and just generally force all people listening to temporarily hate the person who chipped in.
Josh: - "Luke, how much work you got left to do?"

Pooch: - "I like waffles" (Ignored)

Luke: - "Not much mate, just a couple more pages"

Pooch: - "I like bicycles" - (Again, ignored)

Josh: - "Pooch would you shut the utter FUCK up."

Pooch: - "Woof"

Josh: - "You truly are an absolute bellend aren't you?"
by David.fear.is.a.mong. May 1, 2010
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