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Dragondick-gumler 

The word to describe the machines that gumels on dragon dick for protein and testosterone.
Only Global Elite niggers are cabable of gumling dragon dick.
Random beta male: Ayo fam, what are you gumling on?
Sigma male: Stfu pussy im a dragondick-gumler while your mom is in my basement

Dragon Dick 

When waking up with morning glory and going for a piss. And the piss goes all over the place except in the bowl.
"fuck man, who pissed all over the seat?"
"ah that was me, not my fault tho. dragon dick."
Dragon Dick by Travity May 21, 2009

dragonfuck

To have sex with stuffed animals and cry yourself to sleep
I dragonfuck every night.
dragonfuck by Speedygoo January 26, 2012

dragonsack 

dragon sack is derived from the word rodney made up used to describe phillipe wilsons bed, which has pictures of chinese dragons on it. rodney called it the dragonsack. we all slept in the dragon sack together back in the day. now i call my ballsack the dragonsack, and i am known for inventing it. it is used by youth in regions in almere and amsterdam.

dragon sack can also be used as a verb. for eg.

meaning someone pulled out their nutsack and showed it to them
black guy: hey check out my dope new phone
hawaiian guy: *looks down*
black guy: that nigga just got dragonsacked!!



or kaspar has a big dragonsack with smooth ballskin
dragonsack by DuaneWhite March 19, 2009

Dragon Dick 

When you set your dick on fire and stick it in her ass
mike walked up to Tracey and asked "you wanna try some dragon dick"
Dragon Dick by Nummy1132 October 29, 2018

Dragonic 

The language of dragons.

List of words can be found here: http://www.montecook.com/cgi-bin/page.cgi?arch_stuff41
I speak fluid Dragonic.
Dragonic by Adulese October 17, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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