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A man who shouldve been a rapper. Hes an asshole to everyone except the ones he admires. He rocks some awesome music and smokes good vapes. He will take your car whether you want him to or not, especially if you done wrecked it or fucked it up. but thats why he makes the big bucks. Cuz hes Dpayne.
Dpayne is my dog!
Dpayne by VindictiveAngel January 13, 2023
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Dwaynesexual 

A straight man who would never be turned on by another man except for DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON.
Bill: This guy touched my ass last night, nothing happened though, cause I'd only let the rock fuck me

Jorge: Yeah man, I'm Dwaynesexual too.
A term used for a self-taught Aussie psychiatrist that points out emotional/mental health tendencies of or about others during a conversation (usually on social media platforms) in comment threads, often in a blunt and aggressive manner.

DrPayne's can often be seen using their native dialect and structuring sentences with proper and agressive grammar (see Grammar Nazi). Most of these individuals are considered internet boomer's and can often be found arguing with Gen Z's in social threads for laughs or to cure self-boredom.

Despite appearing as uncaring, serious and/or unkind individuals, they tend to give relatable advice usually based on experience that they would find useful themselves but typically don't follow. They mean well, in a fuck-you kind of way.
eGirl: "Hi."
eBoy: "OMG A GIRL"
KangarooJack: "Reckon Sheila's just after attention mate, take off your sunnies ya cunt. Haha!"
eGirl: "..."
eBoy: "Wow what a DrPayne."
DrPayne by Marylande March 14, 2020

Dwayne The Wok Johnson 

John Xinas biggest enemy.
Both want to have the highest social credit score.
Supreme Leader: Xi Jinping the Pooh
Dwayne The Wok Johnson: “Nothing happened on June 5th 1989 in Tiananmen Square.”

dirty dwayne 

The art of bigdicking a females vagina until her walls have collapsed and she is wet and flooded like
Hurricane Harvey..Come get your bigdicking today
Nicole was astonished after she was dirty Dwayned for the first time.Now she is a fan for life..

Dwayne De Satge 

He is a scary man that will eat you for dinner if you let him. he is like his cousin Ezekiel and likes to flog black kids. Thats Dwanye De Satge for you
Oh no, it is Dwayne De Satge . He will murk us if we don't run away like little children.
Dwayne De Satge by marzy_ February 24, 2020

Dwayne Bowe 

To cum or shit all over someone, a la Dwayne Bowe in fantasy football.
Derek: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Phil: Hell yeah. But that burrito I ate for dinner came back to haunt me. Just as I was about to Dwayne Bowe inside her, I started Dwayne Bowin all over the sheets. The smell was so bad she started throwing up.
Dwayne Bowe by iceman23567 November 17, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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