Doucheout

A contest between two douches to discover which one is most douchey.

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in the film Dogma performed a doucheout (Affleck won... Affleck always wins, except at life and acting).

Doucheout by bunnymessiah July 1, 2009

Douchecuntary 

Someone who's a such a douchebag and a cunt that it's complete douchecuntary.

"Hey that guy over there is a such a douchebag fucking twat knobhead cunt."

"Yeah its complete douchecuntary."

Douchecuntary by BigdickLJ February 12, 2021

douchebug

A particularly annoying bug. The bug equivalent of a human douchebag.

"I've been trying to catch that fly for three days. The douchebug's going to have to die soon!"

douchebug by RedSquirrelPssht April 5, 2010

douche out 

To rinse; usually with fresh water.

Hey Norm, don't forget to douche out that carafay before you start a new pot of coffee!

douche out by Telephony July 17, 2014

douchebitchery 

douchebaggery, but carried out by a female (in most cases, a bitch).

Jenn was being a real bitch when she cropped Erin out of her facebook profile picture. That was some major douchebitchery.

douchebitchery by ethnicvenus September 28, 2011

doucheous 

Adj, - A word to describe someones whose actions are that of a douche or douchebag.

Rick: "Can I see your iPhone? I wanna play a song, cuz everyone is bored of Creed..."
Hernan: "NO!"
Rick: "Wow... Alright. You don't have to act so doucheous..."

doucheous by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009

Douchectomy

The act of removing a douchbag from ones life.

Sally: Brad blew me off again last night.

Susie: You just need to perform a douchectomy on him.

Douchectomy by Paigeyloo April 7, 2009