Douchecutie

Someone's that is a cutie... But acts like a douchebag. When you see it, You'll feel quite dissapointed.

-Hey dude! Look that cutie
-There's a problem, dude: She likes Justin Bieber.
-What's the matter 'bout that?

-She's 19.
-Oh! Such a douchecutie

by Kissmymetalshinyass December 18, 2012

douchecut

where your hair is slightly spiked in the front

did u see will
yeah he has the douchiest douchecut ever...other than my brother

by klkjjkdskjld September 25, 2011

douchenstien

Someone who is full of themselves; someone who thinks they are smarter than the average.

A person who has no concept of commitment; a person who can be rude.

I went a date with this guy the other night and he acted like a real "douchenstien"!

by justlex May 23, 2012

Douchecati

Slang term for a Ducati brand motorcycle when it is ridden by someone who is inept, elitist, over-confident, or just using their wealth to show off. The rider (the douche) feels they are above riding any other more affordable (and more reliable) make of motorcycle.

"Did you see that rich prick on the brand new Douchecati? What a poser..."

by justamechanic May 7, 2013

Douchecation

Forced travel; a trip away from home that you wouuld prefer get canceled.

Steve: "You want to go to the Yankee game with me on Friday?"
Dave: "I wish I could except my girlfriend is a bridesmaid in her cousin's wedding in Poughkeepsie so I need to go on some douchecation."
Steve: "Sounds totally lame, pusswhip"

by Marvey K. Gambino May 5, 2013

Doucherstien

The recently made up word 'doucherstien' is an insult. It can be used as a serious insult, or a friendly insult. Whatever. The word comes from the root words 'Douche' and 'Stien'. Douche, meaning a squeeze-bottle used for the clensing of bodily orfices (usually the vagina or the anus). And stien, meaning a german beer mug. Doucherstien means a German beer mug filled with dirty douche water. Douche. Stien. Doucherstien. There you go.

"That asshole is acting like a total doucherstien. I wanna kick his ass."

"Way to go, doucherstien!"

by KnockaboutKlown June 10, 2009

Douchecutcherie

Douchecutcherie is the charcuterie of doucheiness. Charcuterie’s are known for is variety of meats, cheeses, nuts, and crackers. A douchecutcherie is Diddy. The different variations that he was a douche makes him a douchecutecherie type of person.

Diddy is the douchecutcherie because of the many different ways he was a douche to so many different people.

by j to the JCPenney December 13, 2025