Douchement 

The act of a typically non-douche person having a moment of doucheness

Friend One: "I haven't had a douchement in a couple of weeks"

Friend Two: "Yes you have! Last night...when you were bragging to the bartender how big your calf muscles are."

Friend One: "oooohhhh...your totally RIGHT, that was a douchement!"

Douchement by Jackson's Holes June 14, 2013

doucheketeers 

Douchebags. Plain and simple.

Our town/county has miles and miles and miles of bike trails yet some of these risk taking doucheketeers INSIST on riding in the streets. During rush hour. On some pretty windy roads. AND sometimes ride 2 or 3 even 4 abreast across the road.

doucheketeers by Telephony June 10, 2013

Douchecuntary 

Someone who's a such a douchebag and a cunt that it's complete douchecuntary.

"Hey that guy over there is a such a douchebag fucking twat knobhead cunt."

"Yeah its complete douchecuntary."

Douchecuntary by BigdickLJ February 12, 2021

douchemonk 

A word describing a person that is exceptionally douche-y. In fact they are so douche-y that it is likely that they moved to a douche monastery for three or more years to study the lifestyle and art of douchebaggery, thus making them a douchemonk.

Dude you're such a douchemonk!

douchemonk by johnhoo.com December 4, 2014

douchecepticon 

When someone is a Megatron sized douche.

That dude is a douchecepticon.

douchecepticon by projectmeltamouse January 20, 2011

douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.

My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.

douchemate by aeamek July 6, 2006

douchemonger 

1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.

You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!

douchemonger by Elix March 29, 2005