Douchementum

when someone is making offensive remarks, and they know how the room feels, but they are on a roll and can’t stop because they are way too into the joke

Kanye could see the look on America’s face when he talked about trump, but he couldn’t stop himself as his douchementum was growing by the second

by rehabrobbie September 26, 2018

Douchement

The act of a typically non-douche person having a moment of doucheness

Friend One: "I haven't had a douchement in a couple of weeks"

Friend Two: "Yes you have! Last night...when you were bragging to the bartender how big your calf muscles are."

Friend One: "oooohhhh...your totally RIGHT, that was a douchement!"

by Jackson's Holes June 14, 2013