Douchematic

A person who naturally acts like a douche without knowledge of doing so.

My friend is always like a douche and doesn't know it. He's a real douchematic.

by ThatOneasshole25 December 13, 2019

Douchematic

Someone who naturally acts like a douche without the knowledge of doing so.

My friend is always a douche without knowing it. He is such a douchematic.

by ThatOneasshole25 December 13, 2019

Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.

"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."

by Raixor February 16, 2013

Douchenetic

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.

"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."

by DanoNYC January 13, 2010

douchenamic duo

Two douchebags seen together, often acting as some sort of collaborative team, which intensifies their douchebaggeriness.

Did you see those two guys in the muscle t-shirts and chin straps hitting on that girl? They're acting like a douchenamic duo.

by Reeseee May 28, 2008

Douchepticon

1. A person who appears to be normal at first but exposes themselves as a douchebag later.
2. Douche in disguise

Everyone looked cool when we first got here, but there just a bunch of Douchepticons!!!

by Brophessional December 29, 2009

douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.

My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.

by aeamek July 6, 2006